I tried to watch the Republican convention, really I did

[hvn_nbr_2]

But my cable company kept switching between Invasion of the Painted Stepford Zombie Trollops, some hoedown where everybody was bored, some guy with cheek jowl lines that went all the way up to his eyes and who thought he was talking to Democrats, and occasional disconnected and unexplained pictures of bored and sullen people doing nothing.

So, did anything interesting happen at the convention?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. I watched the same movie!

Some kind kept yelling "yeah yeah" and I thought someone released a beer bong.