Quiz question: What do the following "jokes" have in common

[adamuu]

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”

Have you heard the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?
When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, "Where is that marvelous ape?"

At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3804049#3804063

[DinahMoeHum]

1. They're not fit to be said in mixed company.

McCain thinks he's doing stand-up comedy for fellow aviators in the Officers Club at Miramar or Lemoore.

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