Folks! The Palin campaign desperately needs a theme song. Won't you please help?

[RufusTFirefly]

OK, so when I first heard Caribou Barbie start to speak, my initial thought was that she should use "Red-neck woman" as her theme song. But you know what? That's a pretty catchy song! I'm not convinced that it's a good fit for her.

Instead, I'll start the ball rolling with some additional suggestions.

"I'm my own grandma"

"The Backstabbers"

Wonderful world (Don't know much)"

Won't you please suggest some others?

[skooooo]

1. American Woman by the Guess Who

[DaLittle Kitty]

13. "Ly'n Eyes" By The Eagles!

Ly'n hypocritical piece of fecal material she is!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. "Pregnant For The Last Time" by Morrissey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baLJ99VP88c

[liberal renegade]

3. The walls come tumbling down.

[liberal renegade]

4. duplicate post.

[blondeatlast]

5. Mystery Achievement/The Adultress--The Pretenders. Smilin' Faces--Friends of Distinction.

Destination Unkown--Missing Persons...

I have the world's most variety filled iPod; let me hook it up and I'll get back to you; I could go on and on and on!

[berni_mccoy]

6. Killer Queen? Man Eater?

[tomg]

7. We're on the Road to Nowhere."

That whole convention reminds me of something out of True Stories.

[karynnj]

8. American Woman by Guess Who

merican Woman Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Guess Who
Review The Song (18) Print the Lyrics
(Bachman-Cummings-Kale-Peterson)
(Prologue)
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman, she gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
Say A,
Say M,
Say E,
Say R,
Say I,
C,
Say A,
N,
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind
American woman gonna mess your mind

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you
,
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come knockin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say.

American woman, said get away
American woman, listen what I say
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your face no more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be.

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, woman
Gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, woman
I’m gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick
Goodbye, American broad ...

[ShortnFiery]

9. Alice Cooper is a sell-out Republican now ...

How about the GOP tack-up Alice's bony ass and have him perform "Poison?" (Palin's new apt Campaign Theme Song) <eg>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1c14Z0YUTU

"You're poison running through my veins ..."

[goodgd_yall]

10. Jesus Loves Me

this I know, 'cause the bible tells me so.

But he HATES Democrats.

[LibDemAlways]

11. "I'm a Loser"

"Liar, Liar"

[IndianaGreen]

12. The Horst Wessel Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBhxOFjCn0

English Translation (literal)

Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.

The street free for the brown battalions,
The street free for the Storm Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the swastika;
The day breaks for freedom and for bread.

For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Hitler-flags over every street;
Slavery will last only a short time longer.

Flag high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.

http://www.anesi.com/east/horstw.htm

[backscatter712]

14. Pink Floyd: In The Flesh

Throw in Run Like Hell and Waiting For The Worms as well.

[951-Riverside]

15. Kate Bush - Wow n/t

[GrizzlyMan]

16. It has to be "Sarah" by Jefferson Starship

Go now,
Dont look back we've drawn the line,
Move on,
Its no good to go back in time,
I'll never find another girl like you,
For happy endings it takes two,
With fire and ice,
A dream won't come true

(Chorus)

Sarah, Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah,Sarah,
No time is a good time for goodbye

Danger,
In the game when the stakes are high,
Brandid,
A heart was brandid while my senses stood by,
I'll never find another girl like you,
For happy endings it takes two,
With fire and ice,
A dream won't come true

(Chorus)

Sarah,Sarah,
Storms are brewing in you eyes,
Sarah,Sarah,
No time is a good time for goodbye

Love me like no one has ever loved me before,
Hurt me.. no one could ever hurt me more,
Sarah,
Nobody loved me more,

I'll never find another girl like you,
With fire and ice,
A dream won't come true

(Chorus)

Sarah,Sarah,
No time is a good time,
Oh Sarah,Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes,
Sarah,Sarah,
No time is a good time for goodbye

Sarah,Sarah,
Storms...are brewing in you eyes,
Sarah,Sarah,
No time is a good time

OOOOO Sarah

[tomnjoy]

17. The Bitch is Back

[SeattleGirl]

29. Damn, you beat me to it!

[tomnjoy]

34. Ha! Not sure sure Elton would approve, though

Do you think he even wants to be associated with her???

[Bad Thoughts]

18. Oliver's Army

English references may not fit, but it is about exploiting weaknesses and fears.

[SeattleVet]

19. Frank Zappa: "I'm the Slime"

I'm The Slime

by Frank Zappa

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

[Beaverhausen]

20. Lies, Lies, Lies yeah

who did that one?

[timber84]

21. I'm a Bitch

one hit wonder!

[mmonk]

22. The Bitch is Back

[zulchzulu]

23. Zappa's "Plastic People"

[maseman]

24. Nah Nah...nahnahnahnah...Hey Hey Hey...GOODBYE

[McCamy Taylor]

25. KIller Queen by Freddeeeeeeeeeeeee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1__KQZvoBpc

[Phredicles]

26. "Stupid Girl" - Rolling Stones:

(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

I'm not talking about the kind of clothes she wears
Look at that stupid girl
I'm not talking about the way she combs her hair
Look at that stupid girl

The way she powders her nose
Her vanity shows and it shows
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

I'm not talking about the way she digs for gold
Look at that stupid girl
Well, I'm talking about the way she grabs and holds
Look at that stupid girl

The way she talks about someone else
That she don't even know herself
She's the sickest thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

Well, I'm sick and tired
And I really have my doubts
I've tried and tried
But it never really works out

Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches 'bout things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl

It doesn't matter if she dyes her hair
Or the color of the shoes she wears
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up
Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up
Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up

Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches 'bout things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl

She purrs like a pussycat
Then she turns 'round and hisses back
She's the sickest thing in this world
Look at that stupid girl

[the Sundance Kid]

27. Whiter Shade of Palin??

[sandnsea]

28. Evil Woman n/t

[DangerousRhythm]

31. Haha, that's the one I was going to suggest. ELO are awesome.

I'll have to give it a think. I'm not sure I want to associate good music with Her Shrillness.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. The theme music from Conan The Barbarian?

[Patsy Stone]

32. "Jesus, Take the Wheel" n/t

[jberryhill]

33. "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease /nt

[Teaser]

35. Head like a hole

God money Ill do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money dont want everything he wants it all.

No you cant take it
No you cant take it
No you cant take that away from me
No you cant take it
No you cant take it
No you cant take that away from me

Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.

Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.

God moneys not looking for the cure.
God moneys not concerned with the sick among the pure.
God money lets go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God moneys not one to choose
No you cant take it
No you cant take it
No you cant take that away from me
No you cant take it
No you cant take it
No you cant take that away from me

Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.

Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.

Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.

Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole.
Black as your soul.
Id rather die than give you control.

Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.
Bow down before the one you serve.
Youre going to get what you deserve.

You know who you are.

[Bobbie Jo]

36. Harper Valley PTA

[Hawkowl]

37. Beverley Hillbillies theme

[RufusTFirefly]

38. Bwahaha! These are great! Keep 'em coming!

But I do know that I love moose
And I know that if you love moose too
What a wonderful world this would be



Maybe we can convince K-Tel to put out an album.

"All the original artists!"

[nichomachus]

39. The Higher the Hair the Closer to God