There's one silver lining to Cow Patti's preggo daughter....

[Neecy]

Notice how not one of the speakers at this convention has indulged in a favorite GOP sport of gay-bashing?

Gee, I guess we can't threaten "conventional marriage" with that unmarried, knocked-up 17 year old in full view.

And "conventional families that need a mother and a father"? Hey, can't bring that up, either! Especially with that reluctant-looking high school kid who 'doesn't want kids'.

I guess we aren't going to hear a lot about 'lifestyle choices' when the lifestyle choice of her unmarried, pregnant 17 year old daughter is on public display for all to see.

How fortunate that I, a law-abiding, tax-paying, hard-working American citizen won't be demonized, trashed, insulted and thrown into the GOP gutter at a Republican convention - Bristol is my new BFF!

[smartvoter]

1. Literally LOL at Cow Patti.

Forty shots rang out, forty people fell...

I have not thought of that in I don't know how long.

[Neecy]

2. just for you

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DhMPthJ4A

[smartvoter]

4. Awesome. I have tears from laughing. Thanks. nt

[Zookeeper]

3. Baby Daddy certainly looked unhappy up there.

If they are just twisting his arm at this point, I have a feeling he is going to start demanding some real compensation.

[Omnibus]

5. He should be careful.

Once Sarah gets engulfed in the Publican apparatus, anyone who thwarts her is in danger.

If baby-daddy leaves Bristol, he's apt to commit a "CIA-suicide" like JH Hatfield.

You know, where you shoot yourself 7 times in the back of the head.

[ogneopasno]

8. Levi, I'm betting, was told

that if he kept it together for three years there'd be a big, fat payoff at the end of it. Too bad they didn't tell him to at least ACT like he loves his fiancee. Poor Bristol, and poor baby.

[Neecy]

6. I would be shocked if this wedding came off

[maseman]

7. Great point and yes the homos were not attacked last night