Best nickname for Sarah Palin?

[backscatter712]

I'll throw together a few choices here that I've seen being used, but I'm sure there's tons more I've missed.

Personally, I'm partial for calling her Sarin - the perfect nickname for a toxic personality!

[Democrats_win]

1. Dick Cheney.

[backscatter712]

2. How 'bout Secession Palin?

Can't let her association with the AIP go unnoticed, can we?

[verges]

75. Seccession Sarah

It rolls off the tongue a little smoother.

[avaistheone1]

3. Caribou Barbie

[Staph]

15. That's my favorite....

it goes so nicely with Cindy McCain as the original Malibu Barbie.

[the48er]

21. Yep.

Caribou Barbie.

[Kukesa]

52. That one gets my vote. n/t

[IDemo]

66. Fourthed

[IDemo]

68. dupt

[cabbage08]

81. mine too

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

101. clearly the best

[anigbrowl]

4. Sarah Failin'.

Courtesy of the GOP themselves.

[FrenchieCat]

5. I like "Gimmick"

[trueblue2007]

6. Ass-wipe

I'm in a really hateful mood tonight. Wish I had some chocolate. I'd be in a better mood.

[npk]

7. Is "Airehead" sexist

Cause that is how she came across tonight.

[awoke_in_2003]

91. I don't think it is sexist...

stupidity does not know any boundaries, including sex.

[krkaufman]

8. After tonight, I'd go with "Miss Congeniality"... always followed by a chuckle. nt

[Indi Guy]

9. Syrup Ailin' (tm)

... ;) (you heard it here first)

[krkaufman]

10. For our Right Wing brothers and sisters, I'd recommend they go with ....

... Saracuda

(I'm baffled by the lack of creativity in 'Sarah Barracuda')

[SmellsLikeDeanSpirit]

11. Epic Failure.

[flamingdem]

12. medusa on a moose nt

[WA98070]

13. Saint Sarah, since she's doing God's work. Just ask her Pastor.

[Norrin Radd]

14. Republican.

I can't think of anything worse, to be called.

[MagickMuffin]

16. PIT BULL WITH LIPSTICK, here doggy doggy

Hey that's what she called herself.

[Awsi Dooger]

17. "Not a Blithering Idiot"

Courtesy of David Brooks, of all people. When asked what he thought of Palin's speech on Charlie Rose's show, Brooks immediately summarized, "She's not a blithering idiot."

Brooks also had a memorable line on Romney's speech, calling it "borderline insane."

[Oak2004]

18. Don't know what to call her, but I've been working on some campaign materials for her

[VolcanoJen]

19. Caribou Barbie.

Hands down.

And don't nobody give me that "sexist" shit. She sucks.

[JVS]

20. fuckface

[Golden Raisin]

22. Let's just hope it's not Madame Vice President.

After the last 7 years in this country nothing would surprise me. It would horrify me but not surprise me.

[Duer 157099]

23. Peggy Hill n/t

[jpertello]

24. Bitch

[Bernardo de La Paz]

40. The Bitch to Nowhere

[Gidney N Cloyd]

63. That may be clever enough to request a waiver of the No B-word rule.

Better not laugh till we get a ruling, though.

[JBoy]

92. That's fucking perfect!!

[backscatter712]

94. If Randi Rhodes can call her that on her show...

so can we! :evilgrin:

[mikekohr]

25. GREAT WHITE SNARK

MIKE KOHR

[AmericanUnity]

26. BIOTCHAZILLA..........CHURCH LADY WITH AN AK-47......INSULT TO PITBULLS........

[mhatrw]

27. Falin n/t

[Waiting For Everyman]

28. I'm going with Porky Palin

Princess of Pork

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eric-schmeltzer/palins-earmarks-called-ob_b_123582.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-na-earmarks3-2008sep03,0,5932587.story

[SeattleGirl]

29. How about...

...fucking bitch.

I know this will not be popular with a lot of women on this board, and to them I apologize.

But that's how I feel.

She is using her children and her non-experience experience to further the Repuke's agenda.

Far as I'm concerned, she could be kicked to the curb by a rabid dog, and the only thing I could do was applaud.

Fuck you, Sarah. You are an utter and total disgrace to women.

[Why Syzygy]

30. Rover.

Since the only thing standing between her and a pit bull is lipstick, a dog's name will work.

[markbark]

31. Caribou Barbie! (n/t)

[bananas]

32. Failin' Palin

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x180157

[PBS Poll-435]

33. The Love With No-Glove Guv

[regnaD kciN]

34. Mooseville Mussolini...

...although I also like the anagram "Nasal, I Harp."

[MrSlayer]

35. I think FrenchieCat has it right.

"Gimmick" is perfect, it sums the entire thing up.

[mhatrw]

36. Flalin n/t

[mhatrw]

37. Para Failin

[Skwmom]

38. Lying Loonie or Lying Lunatic. I think that pretty well sums it up.

[krkaufman]

39. Ah, I've got it.... Miss Vitriolic. nt

[Skwmom]

41. How about Mrs. Fundie or Mrs. Fanatic.

[City of Mills]

42. Succubus! It's perfect!

From Wiki:

A succubus (plural succubi) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men.

They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.

The word is derived from the Latin preposition sub (under), and cubo, which is Latin for "I lie". The word succubo translates as "I lie below".

[stlsaxman]

43. Gidget With A Gun

[Coes]

44. shrilla from Wasilla

DU member Morton gets the credit

[WinkyDink]

45. "Eva Braun."

[Canuckistanian]

46. Attack Chihuahua

Lot's of yipping, not much to be really afraid of.

[tekisui]

47. Lipsticked Dog

[galaxy21]

48. Caribou Barbie is the best

[jpertello]

100. yes Caribou Barbie

She comes with several attackments. Hunting rifle, gutting knife, bible and maternity outfits.

[vaberella]

49. My bid is for Quaylin. ^_^

:rofl:

[vaberella]

50. I do however get a kick out of "GIDGET"...I don't know why I like it so much. n/t

[Tesha]

51. Caribou Barbie.

(But lets not forget "Gidget and the Geezer"!)

Tesha

[secondwind]

53. PITBULL PALIN SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME

Hey guys,

We don't want PITBULL PALIN in our libraries and in our bedrooms!

We cannot have PITBULL PALIN praying for God to wipe our the Jews!

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOLUNTEER FOR THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN AFTER LAST NIGHT 'JUST DOESN'T GET IT'

[jules1962]

58. The Aerosmith song

"Janie's got a gun". We were at work singing "Fundie's got a gun".

[Armstead]

54. George Bush in a Skirt

[bridgit]

55. Thought I heard Malloy nail it yesterday on air: Caribou Barbie ~

[pimpbot]

56. Tracy Flick

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126886/

[bdamomma]

57. Caribou Barbie

[TornadoTN]

59. Token Vagina

Of course, "Gimmick" works just as well.

[eShirl]

60. McCain's Cheney

[VoodooGuru]

61. Ann Quayle!

(portmanteau of Coulter and Quayle.)

[RedSpartan]

62. W In Drag

[seasat]

64. Palindrome or Palindrone

Palindrome which is a word or a sentence that reads the same backwards or forwards indicating that she's an ass no matter how you look at her. Drone is defined as one who lives of the labors of other or an unmanned remote control vehicle so I think either of those fit her well. Drone also is a verb that fits her speaking style.

[BREMPRO]

65. lipstick repig n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

67. Invictus - Caligula's horse

[GodlessBiker]

69. Booby McBoob

[queenjane]

70. Annie Git-Yer-AK47 (nm)

[Cronus Protagonist]

71. Gidget

That was all I could think about while watching her last night.

[AspenRose]

77. Someone who called into CSPAN called her that last night

:rofl:

[denem]

72. Psycho Sarah

"You start a conversation you can't seem to finish it
You're talkin' a lot but you're not sayin' anything
When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed
Say something once why say it again

[ctw1]

73. I saw someone use PORKY PALIN... fits the best, I think.

[dysfunctional press]

74. sarah-cuda

nt

[edhopper]

76. Trophy Vice

[IA_Seth]

85. LOL! Good one. N/T

[edhopper]

99. It's from

Maureen Dowd.

[Rob H.]

78. Chick Cheney

because of her love of secrecy or judging by her speech last night, Sarah, Blame and Squall (with apologies to Patricia MacLachlan).

[davidpdx]

79. Palin the Pawn

Everyone write in this one! It fits her perfectly!

[soupkitchen]

80. Sarah Snowjob

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

82. Cheney without the charm

[jberryhill]

83. Who? /nt

[demwing]

84. Sarah PlugIn - UltraConservative Room Deodorizer!

Plug 'er in, Plug 'er in!

Plug in Sarah PlugIn, the Ultra-Conservative Air Freshener, and the Republican party doesn't smell like Bush anymore!

Available in the following scents: Yukon Ho, Baby Magic, and New Money.

No Vetting Required!

[npincus]

86. Sarah Cupcakes

[mtnsnake]

87. Shallow Gal

[laruemtt]

88. someone called her Gidget of the Tundra last nite -

i couldn't stop laughing!

[BlueIdaho]

89. Liar...

Seriously I like Gimmick too.

[The Hope Mobile]

90. Paliban

[Krashkopf]

93. "The Book Burner"

http://www.librarian.net/stax/2366/sarah-palin-vp-nominee/

[Nye Bevan]

95. The Queen of Sarcasm

It's the Geriatric/Sarcastic ticket!

[Teaser]

96. How about "FILTH"

.

[backscatter712]

97. I'm disappointed Sarin isn't getting more votes...

Sums her up perfectly!

[theothersnippywshrub]

98. The Other Snippy W Shrub.

I like Caribou Barbie better though.

[lolamio]

102. Sarah Sneer. She had that same sneer on her face during her entire speech. n/t

[Yes We Did]

103. Pitbull Palin

[hasssan1]

104. With all respect to all other women , CUNT

[demo dutch]

105. Sarah Pali-n-o-lithic

[goodgd_yall]

106. The Beast of Wasilla n/t

[ElsewheresDaughter]

107. Caribou Barbie

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

108. if not Palin-Valdez, then Fishpicker