What do lonely rethugs do when they go to a convention, but don't have any arm-candy?

[Hugabear]

In addition to sexual services, one of the reasons why men hire escorts when they go to conventions is so they can walk around with an attractive woman in a pathetic attempt to make themselves look better. They don't care about the woman herself, aren't interested in her background, etc. They just want people to look at them and say "wow, look at who he's with!"

So in this regard, how is Sarah Palin any better than some escort you could find on craigslist or in some seedy adult magazine?

[Olney Blue]

1. She is a hockey mom/pit bull hybrid with lipstick?

[LiberalFighter]

4. Anyone know if she knows hockey terminology and strategy?

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. Maybe she gives a "happy ending"?

n/t

[LiberalFighter]

5. Ask her husband's former business partner.

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. Maybe she gives a "happy ending"?

n/t

[zbdent]

6. check out the airport bathroom stalls?