Why Sarah Palin's speech was a whopping success. Let's count the ways

[RufusTFirefly]

Don't let the Libruhl Meedya tell you otherwise. Sarah did a great job

Some of the reasons (please add some more)

1. None of her family members got pregnant while she was delivering her speech. A non-bump bump.
   
2. None of her employees was vindictively fired.
   
3. Alaska didn't secede.
   
4. She managed to squeeze in the entire speech before the End Times. Whew!
   

I'm sure there must be more...

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. She did NOT wear any FUR - at least visibly

I can't speak for her undergarments.

[Enrique]

2. Russia didn't invade Alaska

that would blemish her sterling military record.

[burythehatchet]

3. Her water did NOT break

[BurtWorm]

4. Bristol's water did not break.

No one even thought about whether Willow or Piper's water would break.

[burythehatchet]

5. Although Piper was quick to break out the slobber comb. Wonder where she

learned that.

[BurtWorm]

8. Maybe Paul Wolfowitz was hanging out in St. Paul teaching Sarah neo-connish.

:shrug:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. McCain managed not to grope her too much afterwards

[RufusTFirefly]

7. It kept Joe Lieberman off the stage. n/t