You people need to pull yourselves up by your own Feragamos and Blahniks

[Cyrano]

What’s wrong with you people? Community organizers? Government handouts? Socialized health care? You wusses.

We don’t need no stinkin’ taxes. We don’t need no Washington elites telling us what to do. What we need are people who can fend for themselves and take responsibility for their own lives.

You liberals have spent the past eight years ruining America. What we need now is God-fearing, family loving, real Americans with true Christian values to take control and fix what went wrong.

And not only that, we need to stop listening to the liberal media and …

Oh, sorry. While watching the coverage of last night’s GOP freak show, I had a case of brain-freeze and I haven’t yet recovered. I'd suggest you all pull on some hip boots and down a quart of vodka if you intend to watch tonight's episode of "American Insanity."

[LiberalEsto]

1. Let them eat moose nt

[Cyrano]

2. Sorry, the moose herds are being sold on e-bay.

[Cyrano]

3. Self-kicked for those of you who know who Manolo Blahnick is.