It was an exciting day for the GOP....
ALL THE SUPPORTERS HAPPILY MARCHED INTO THE ARENA NICE AND EARLY WITH THEIR SIGNS AND FLAGS...
IT STARTED WITH A PRAYER, LEAD BY A BLACK REPUBLICAN...THE ONLY BLACK PERSON SPOTTED ALL WEEK AT THE CONVENTION:
THE PALIN FAMILY WAS EXCITED TO BE THERE FOR MOM'S BIG NIGHT...
FIRST, BRISTOL AND LEVI...
LEVI WAS EVEN SHOWING OFF HIS NEW TATTOO
AND OTHER REPUBLICAN DELEGATES SHOWED THEIRS
THEN OF COURSE TODD, THE FUTURE 2ND LADY WALKED IN...
THE ALABAMA DELEGATION COULD HARDLY CONTAIN THEMSELVES...
THEN LEVI SAW JOHN MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER...AND KICKED HIMSELF FOR BEING ON THE "WRONG" SIDE OF THE TICKET...
THEN THE PALIN FAMILY DECIDED TO SHOW OFF THE BABY AT THE NRA LUNCHEON...
LITTLE PIPER EVEN BROUGHT HER PET HAMSTER
MIKE HUCKABEE OPENED THE SHOW...WHICH THRILLED THE LOCAL RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY AS HE IS A FORMER PREACHER...
ALTHOUGH HIS ENTRANCE TO THE STAGE WAS A LITTLE ODD...
THE TEXAS DELEGATION WENT ABSOLUTELY NUTS FOR OLD HUCK!
HIS MESSAGE WAS HELPED WITH A VISUAL AID PROJECTED ON THE SCREEN BEHIND HIM...
WHICH GOT BIG CHEERS. THEY ALSO SHOWED GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY...
SUCH AS:
THEN IT WAS RUDY GIULIANI'S TURN...
ALTHOUGH HIS PRESENTATION WAS A LITTLE TOO SHOWY AND OVER THE TOP...
HIS MESSAGE WAS CLEAR...WE MUST FOCUS ON OUR ENEMIES
AFTER THAT...IT WAS SARAH PALIN'S, THE LADY OF THE HOUR...
SHE HIT OBAMA HARD ON ALL THE ISSUES...
LIKE ON HOW COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS WERE USELESS IDIOTS NOT CAPABLE OF LEADERSHIP...SUCH AS:
AND
I MEAN YEAH THEY'RE POPULAR, BUT HAVE THEY EVER DONE THIS?
THE AUDIENCE LISTENED CLOSE, HANGING ON TO EVERY WORD!
EXCEPT ONE DELEGATE...WHO WALKED AROUND LOOKING FOR LARRY CRAIG...
UNFORTUNATELY LARRY WAS WATCHING FROM HOME
BUT ACROSS AMERICA, REPUBLICANS EVERYWHERE WERE THRILLED WITH SARAH...AND CELEBRATED AS SHE TOOK SHOTS AT THE SCARY BLACK MA..ER...DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER...
THE BIGGEST SUCCESS OF THE NIGHT?...AFRAID OF HER SHOOTING HER MOUTH OFF....THE REPUBLICANS FIGURED OUT HOW TO KEEP ANN COULTER IN CHECK SO AS NOT TO LET HER HAVE THE "N-WORD" SLIP OUT BEFORE NOVEMBER...
HOWEVER, IT WON'T GET ANY EASIER, AS THEY STILL HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THAT TOUGH MAINSTREAM MEDIA...
BUT FOLKS....JUST WAIT TILL TONIGHT...JOHN MCCAIN TAKES THE STAGE!
I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT TO SEE AMERICA'S REACTION...