i hear about knives at gunfights

[SwampG8r]

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[Cleita]

1. A roll of dimes or pennies works just as well and doesn't attract attention. n/t

[SwampG8r]

2. a brand new bar of soap

in a tube sock is always good

[Cleita]

3. What's the point of your post?

No one here I don't think is planning on getting into that kind of situation.

[SwampG8r]

5. actually its a work of satire

must have missed the target

[lob1]

4. I always start out just throwin' a grenade.

If it draws a little attention, so what? As long as ya got another grenade handy. (insane laugh here)