Coming to a network near you, "Guv. Palin's Island"

[Android3.14]

Guv Palin’s Island (Sung to the theme from Gilligan’s Island)
Created and mangled by Android3.14

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful pick
Made by the Republican candidate
And Rove with his tiny prick, and Rove with his tiny prick.

The running mate was a soccer mom,
So the candidate was told.
His advisors might have Googled her
He’s not sure ‘cause he’s pretty old, he’s not sure ‘cause he’s pretty old.

The reporters started getting rough,
The campaign was getting tossed,
Even with the lies of the talking heads
The Straight Talk Express was lost, the Straight Talk Express was lost.

The bus set ground on the shore of this unknown Alaskan town
With Guv Palin
The old guy too,
All those millionaires and their trophy wives,
With Rush Limbaugh
Dr. Dobson and dumb Morans,
Here on Guv Palin’s Isle.

So this is the tale of John’s VP pick,
She’s been nuts and it’s a choice gone wrong,
They'll have to park a trailer home,
On the White House lawn, on the White House lawn.

The VP and the Repugs too,
Think Americans should be maced,
To make John McCain feel comfortable,
While he gets his hip replaced, while he gets his hip replaced.

No plan, no votes, no electric cars,
Not a single liberty,
Like Benito Mussolini,
As repressive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
We’ll watch this bullshit pile,
From the single GOP strategy
It’s fear, on "Guv. Palin’s Isle."