I'm denouncing Obama because in one particular incident he did not act as I would have acted.

[StrongBad]

I'm declaring today meta-thread day in GD-P.

[tallahasseedem]

1. Damn Obama!

I knew he should've flushed everything down the toilet by lowering himself to Sarah Palin's "pit bull" level.

[Posteritatis]

2. [Statement of kneejerk outrage]! [Unfounded accusation]!

[Schema Thing]

3. You are wise to do so, because he is finished

he having not taken your wise advice.

[Marsala]

4. How dare you criticize our candidate on anything!

Indignation. Anger. Insinuation of being a bitter Hillary supporter.

[nc4bo]

5. ZOMG!!1!1 OH NOOEZS!111!!!! nt

[MadrasT]

6. OMGWTFBBQ !!!1!!!eleven!11!

:woohoo:

[Erin Elizabeth]

7. Post calling you a looser.

:rofl:

[wildeyed]

8. post demanding that you stop being negative and do more phone banking.

:kick:

[Beaverhausen]

9. Post telling you to stop casting asperagus

[tazkcmo]

13. lol asperagus lol

[TwilightZone]

15. That one's about as good as "intensive purposes".

That one cracks me up.

[gabby garcia]

10. hairy medusa jellyfish

[Muttocracy]

11. Second-guessing!! Doomsday predictions!! Poll results!!! nt

[stillcool]

12. They're everywhere!

all freaking in unison. Is anybody leading the choir?

[SIMPLYB1980]

14. Post about nothing.

[Marsala]

25. Reply about nothing

Attempt to change the subject entirely.

[SIMPLYB1980]

26. Reply about nothing.

Attempt to change the subject entirely. (Not to be outdone, and a insult for good measure.)

[Riddler]

16. Yes, We should only support candidates who do exactly as we would do

when we would do it, and how we would do it. Any independence or listening to professional campaign advisors is strictly forbidden and will result in the candidate, regardless of qualifications and good for the country, to immediately lose our support. After all, who knows better how to run a national campaign than one of us?

[Danger Mouse]

17. Wild-eyed uncontrollable panic combined with bitterness towards Obama!!!

[renie408]

22. Oh, gee....this thread is SO what I needed tonight. THANKS!! n/t

[cliffordu]

18. OMFG!!! (pees a little, here...)

[yardwork]

19. Alerting

Text accusing you of being a troll and other things. Foul language. All caps.

[renie408]

20. Hah...I am not stopping at Obama. Damn the entire Democratic Party: they are _______________.

Fill in the blank with your own favorite anti-Dem party epithet.

[Connie_Corleone]

21. If it's any constipation, I agree with you about that particular incident.

[Danger Mouse]

23. Oh, and who could forget: "Karl Rove is behind it. We're being duped by Karl Rove!"

Karl Rove put pee-pee in my coke!

[elocs]

24. GD-P? You mean "General Discussion: Palin? No Obama talk allowed here.

Only about his opponent, Palin. It is ok to mention her running mate, McCain, though, but try not and talk too much about him--he's just, old.