MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE

[mwb970]

Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

The woman you are looking at, Sarah Palin, is the governor of a nearby state unfriendly to our nation. With the help of this man, John McCain, Palin has infiltrated our country's electoral process, and is now in a position to seize the second-highest office in the land. The nation's press, normally the means by which such treason would be checked, has come under the control of forces backing McCain, and has been rendered unable to warn the American public of the imminent danger they face.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to stop Palin and McCain, and put an end to their political party once and for all. As always, should you or any member of your IM force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds. Good luck, Jim.

Where are they when we need them?