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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:22 PM
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Well, here, I know what's going on with the cloistering of Sarah...
the Republican campaign is looking for a double with an IQ and preferrably a degree from Harvard Law School. The problem they are having is that they can't find anyone who looks remotely like her who also has that voice and they think that a Sarah double lip synching will just strain credulity. They were considering a blow-up doll but decided that the American people were not that stupid...yet. The other option is a computer chip (the next generation of George's earpiece) but technology is not quite there yet.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:30 PM
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1. Probably hoping for a rapture.........
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:35 PM
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4. Well that fits with a cloister a/k/a seclusion, a nun's life. She may be waiting for the
word.
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:36 PM
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5. Shit, I'M hoping for the Rapture....
get these people outta here already.

:eyes:

I'm gonna start placing dibbs on their stuff.

:evilgrin:
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:53 PM
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9. You read my mind.
Why can't they rapture on outta here already so the rest of us can start fixing the mess they've left behind?

And can they take all the other unreasonable religious extremists with them? I'm sure Jesus has a big tent.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:33 PM
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2. Plausible, the pick of Palin thus far indicates they are plenty desparate...
And that works just fine for me :thumbsup:
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:33 PM
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3. The real reason for her return to Alaska is...
... she has to go through the boxes in the attic and find all the speeches she wrote when she ran for high school homecoming queen.

After all, the average American voter has the maturity of a high school student. THAT's the audience she will play to. "If you elect me, I'll be sure to have THREE soda machines put in the lunch room."
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:38 PM
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6. I'm amusing myself by thinking that the tutoring is going very badly
"But, but, John told me it was ALL about Czechoslovakia??!!"
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:45 PM
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7. In all honesty, who could get caught up on about 30 years of
history and policy??? Not me. I would be in the john throwing up if I was in her position. But then, I kind of have a grip on reality and know my limitations...
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Phoebe Loosinhouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 04:50 PM
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8. Well, they're hiding her for a reason. nt.
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