why doesn't Mary Matalin move her upper lip when she speaks...

[npincus]

anyone notice that? When she speaks it's like asound coming out of a gargoyle.

[GOPNotForMe]

1. She did look botoxy. nt

[redqueen]

2. McThuselah does the same, doesn't he?

Maybe he's worked on that since the primaries. Used to bug me... now I don't notice it...

[DJ13]

3. I think she mistook her hair removal cream for Carville's head wax

[Madam Mossfern]

4. Because she is a gargoyle?

Wikipedia:

In architecture, a gargoyle is a carved stone grotesque with a spout designed to convey water from a roof and away from the side of a building.


So maybe its not quite water that she's diverting.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. It's a wierd thing that happens to the undead. n/t

[Ikonoklast]

6. It's the damnedest thing, but after spending over a billion on R&D

Here at RepubRobotics, we just can't get the damn upper lip thing just right.

We got the crazy, beady, shifty eyes down pat, the babbling double-speak generator works flawlessly, the Jeebus H. Crisp hard drive NEVER fails, but getting that upper lip to move just escapes us.

We can do shrill. We get delusional. We even got the bat-shit insane sub-routine down pat.

Don't know yet if it's a design problem, software problem, or just plain old substandard assembly by the sub-contractor on the build-out phase.



:shrug:

[zbdent]

7. apologize to the gargoyle ...

NOW!

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Her mother told her in politics you need to keep a stiff upper lip

[Clear Blue Sky]

9. From Carville chewing on it?

[AtomicKitten]

10. Botox.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. Botox injections?

[AtomicKitten]

12. I LOVE your Monopoly sig line.

I carry a Get Out of Jail Free card in my wallet.

Just in case.

:hi:

[Crunchy Frog]

13. Thanks!

That's about the only response I've been getting to any of my posts. :cry:

[AtomicKitten]

14. cheers

:pals:

[Crunchy Frog]

15. I like your sig pic too.

Just hope it comes to pass this November.

[Elidor]

16. #1 sympathy post

With a name like yours, you have to be pretty damned cool. That's my favorite Python bit of all time.

"Do you at least take the bones out?"

"Well, it wouldn't be crunchy now, would it?"

[Crunchy Frog]

21. Well, I love Python and I love frogs, so it just seemed a natural.

That bit was among the first Python I was ever exposed to, from the Live at City Center album. I had it memorized before I ever even saw them on TV or in movies.

"Nevertheless, I would advise you in future to replace the works Crunchy Frog with the legend 'crunchy, raw, unboned, real, DEAD frog if you want to avoid prosecution."

[Hawkeye-X]

25. Go to DU Lounge, check in on the Old Timers thread.

You'll feel better.

:hi:

[PatSeg]

17. I was just watching her

and wondered if anyone else noticed. She does tend to be rather stiff as a rule, but today it really looked like she has just had a botox treatment. Very bizarre looking!

[TeamsterDem]

18. She's trying to defy the "when your lips are moving you're lying" truism as it applies to Repukes

She has yet to master the bottom lip, however.

[TeamsterDem]

19. She's trying to defy the "when your lips are moving you're lying" truism as it applies to Repukes

She has yet to master the bottom lip, however.

[TeamsterDem]

20. Sorry about the dupe. n/t

[shaniqua6392]

22. Maybe her hubby James punched her in the face.

Or she kissed Bush's ass too hard!!!!

[Claire Beth]

23. It's still attached to W's dick in the war room n/t

[Hawkeye-X]

24. Because she'll neigh when she does that.

She's a part horse, you know.

No offense to the horses out there.

Hawkeye-X