Jokes naming your children? Track Enfield Palin . . .. . ?

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

Is this something you would do?

[Moochy]

1. Track Lee Enfield Howitzer ICBM Palin

was a bit too long.

[whistle]

2. The Enfield rifle and the Half-Track armored vehicle, I guess if you are a fascist

[onenote]

3. not something I would do

but there are plenty of non-joke names I wouldn't give my kids either.

In the scheme of things, how and what the palins named their kids is near the bottom of who cares scale.

[Boz]

4. Bristol is the name of the bay they fished at.

[carpetbagger]

5. By "children" do you mean sled dogs?

Remington Colt (and then the child's last name) was the best I've ever seen.

[noel711]

6. This is like high school class sign-in sheets when you had a sub..

You know..

Harry P. Ness

etc.

The guy that wrote "FReakomonics" had a chapter in the book
saying that the names parents give their babies is a predictor
of future success. Very odd names, from the beginning of a child's life,
can prevent socialization, and stigmatize a child.

[ladjf]

7. The last thing a child needs is a goofy name. Parents should

give some thought to how the name will apply when the child is an adult.

[npincus]

8. after Trig, the next will be Aljee-bra.