What's the "Palin Doctrine?"

[ruggerson]

"Walk softly and carry one brain cell."

Feel free to add yours.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Blow 'em all to hell and let God sort it out... The end is nigh. nt

[tazkcmo]

13. Inhale

Exhale
Repeat

[kayell]

35. Sarah Strangelove is Rapture Ready.

Kiss your ass goodbye.

:nuke:

[masshole]

2. 1. Do not stray from the talking points

2. Repeat number one.

[AllentownJake]

3. Don't do interviews

ever. Only pre-written speeches.

[Mark E. Smith]

4. Fulfill all Biblical prophecies now!

Nuclear war is God's promise of eternal redemption.

[JackBeck]

5. Establishing a theocratic reign that infringes on the rights of this country's private citizens.

While possessing only one brain cell.

[Motown_Johnny]

6. Bolster Loudly and carry a Prada purse

[Duer 157099]

7. Ignorance is Bliss n/t

[mamalone]

8. When you know you're really screwed...

..just give 'em a wink! ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot."

[ITsec]

10. Onward Christian Soldiers... n/t

[curious one]

11. She is ready day one! So what those tutors taught her?

[IndianaGreen]

12. Nuke a gay whale for Christ

:P

[Rosa Luxemburg]

14. kill three wolves with your bare hands

Ms Palin's foreign policy

Putin - is that a brand of toothpaste?
Chevez - isn't that place where you get gas
Brown - whose he?
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero - who the f*&^ is that?
Sarkozy - something you put on a teapot?
Horst Köhler - I though it was that woman....what is her name?

.........

[rgbecker]

15. "Don't second guess Israel"

[Rosa Luxemburg]

23. I don't think she likes Jews

[ruggerson]

33. jews in alaska

Mel Brooks would have a field day

[blondeatlast]

44. ZOMG; I'm laughing so hard just thinking about it! nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

45. Read Chabon's "The Yiddish Policemen's Union"

Great alternative history fiction.

[alcibiades_mystery]

46. Read Chabon's "The Yiddish Policemen's Union"

Great alternative history fiction.

[blondeatlast]

43. She's anti-Semitic. Wow; you just fast-tracked it onto an exclusive list. nt

[codjh9]

16. I luv killin' shit! An' bein' mean! An' makin' mo' kids! And lying and stuff!

[noel711]

17. Uh, oh... back away slowly..

You NEVER ask a fundie what her/his doctrine is....

talk about a two hour sermon....

and baptism at gunpoint..

[Yavin4]

18. If You Knock My Daughter Up

Y'all gots to marry her.

[libnnc]

19. In case of Rapture this car will be unmanned...

:crazy:

[codjh9]

22. Have you ever seen the countering bumper sticker to that? It says

'In Case of Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?' :^)

[libnnc]

32. yes and I love it

makes me giggle...:spray:

[undeterred]

20. Kill everything in sight and say you're pro-life.

[closeupready]

21. "I'm here to tell you Nancy Pelosi has it ALL WRONG - YOU CAN'T BLINK!"

N/T

[ladjf]

24. Turn down all bridges to nowhere, especially if Congress has

already defunded the project.

[GoesTo11]

25. In what respect?

Uh, duh.

[ruggerson]

26. ...

:thumbsup:

[SharonRB]

27. That's actually

"In what respect, CHARLIE?"

If she said Charlie one more time I was going to throw something at the teevee. She certainly learned her talking points. Too bad she can't think for herself.

[beac]

28. "I can see Russia and all I got was this lousy Vice Presidency!"

[SharonRB]

29. Travel to Canada and Mexico counts as foreign travel.

[beac]

30. "Drill, kill, and ban The Pill."

[beac]

31. "Carper Diem!"

[Number23]

34. "The right beehive can cover even the ugliest thoughts..."

[ruggerson]

39. right

being the operative word. far right.

[kayell]

36. Nuke Your Neighbors

[renie408]

37. "Because I'm worth it" n/t

[truthisfreedom]

38. "God I've been waiting all my life for this! I'd like to thank the Academy..."

[JimboDem]

40. 'Moosifest Destiny' n/t

:dem:

[ruggerson]

42. lol

[against all enemies]

41. Read the script!

[yellowcanine]

47. That would be "Drill Baby Drill."