****The First Official Sarah Palin Is So Dumb Thread****

[jazzjunkysue]

Finish this sentence:

"Sarah Palin is so dumb....

[liberal renegade]

1. she thinks Taco Bell, is the Mexican phone company.

[DontTreadOnMe]

2. OK, I'll go first...

Sarah Palin is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

[jazzjunkysue]

6. aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

[Curtland1015]

3. ...that she sold the car for gas money.

[d_b]

4. Sarah Palin is so dumb...

that W and Quayle are laughing at her interview.

[DJ13]

5. Dumber than penguin poop

(I have an animated .gif that goes with this, but its probably a bit much for some people.)

[mitchum]

7. ...she pronounces the "b" in "dumb"

[rucky]

8. ...The box wants its rocks back.

...She can't even spell I.Q.

[Obamarulz11]

9. Sarah Palin is so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE

[votetastic]

10. ... she thinks the "greenhouse effect" is a real estate term

[AlCzervik]

11. Sarah Palin so dumb she thinks abstinence only education works.

[begin_within]

12. she forged her own signature

[Curtland1015]

13. ...she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.

PS: I am enjoying this. :P

[riverdeep]

14. But she's not dumb,

She's not book smart, but she's like shrub, she's got political instincts, and in her case, they're all wrong. Woefully underprepared and not ready to lead too. But dumb, no. That kind of underestimation will cost you.

[Curtland1015]

15. I'll try to remember that the next I get into deadly game of cat and mouse with her.

:P Relax, it's late at night and these are just jokes.

[riverdeep]

17. Sorry, I'll put on my lounge hat, it's all so confusing. n/t

[boppers]

16. Some book learnin' for ya:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens

This is a game, not a serious debate or analysis of her intellect.

[Motown_Johnny]

18. Sarah Palin is so dumb her dog walks her

[truthisfreedom]

19. she thinks " bush doctorin' " is wilderness first aid.

[Curtland1015]

21. Alternate: she thinks " bush doctorin' " is shaving her bikini area!

:P

[jazzjunkysue]

23. OK. That's it. You're gettin' a DUzy. Hold still.

:rofl:

[Curtland1015]

24. Woo! I gots me a DUzy!!!

:D :D :D

[flamingdem]

28. I must think like you!!!

That cracked me up

[flamingdem]

27. haw

[truthisfreedom]

31. Now don't go printing that without giving me credit for "bush doctorin'"! 8^)

I finally got a laugh in here. God, it's been years... and then I'm immediately upstaged. Gahh!

[flamingdem]

40. It's a bitch to be the "set up" guy

heh

[KathieG]

38. LMAO!

:rofl:

[sickinohio]

25. HahaHaHa

:rofl: :toast:

[RichGirl]

41. She thinks...

...Bush Doctrine is her gynocoligist.

[nadine_mn]

20. that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

oh yea.. I called her a pit pig

[Number23]

44. Good one!!

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

22. that she went to Toys R Us looking for the

new "Caribou Barbie" doll.

[Phredicles]

26. ... there was a power outage and she got stuck on an escalator for 6 hours.

[Dbdmjs1022]

29. When Todd suggested doggy style she went out back and started licking her balls.

[KathieG]

30. ...it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

[Richard Steele]

32. ...she thinks the Gettysberg Address was Abe Lincoln's vacation home. .

[Patsy Stone]

33. She asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.

:)

An oldie, but a goodie.

[Swede]

34. She hooked her dogsled to John McCain.

[lisainmilo]

35. Sarah Palin is so dumb.....

She actually believes good foreign policy experience is seeing Russia from Alaska??

[dailykoff]

36. she called information and asked "What's the number for 911?"

[DearAbby]

37. Palin is so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice n/t

[dailykoff]

39. she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

[Heather MC]

42. She failed a blood test...

oh wait that might actually happen
:rofl:

[denem]

43. She thinks 'Shooting the Moose' is a sex act.

[KittyWampus]

45. reach to the light little thread

[jazzjunkysue]

46. she thinks shooting moose qualifies for "the talent round."