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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:32 PM
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Soooo....the two weeks of cramming has really helped her, huh?
From the, "Gee I dunno, somebahdee's got to tell me what exectly the vee pee does...evrahday" hockey mom turned governor to...
Foreign Policy subject matter expert and official saber rattler for the machismo right.

All in just two short weeks. Order now, and we'll include - absolutely free - a moose-horn beer coozy and a free guide on how you too can be leader of the free world in just 24 months. Why settle for an MBA, when YOU TOO could lead the world's sole Superpower and tell those with better qualifications to get bent?

God. This is like a bad dream you just thought couldn't get worse. There's an airport near my house, I can see it from here. Tomorrow, I think I'll call myself a pilot. If you can see it, you can do it, right?

Thanks Sarah Palin - you empty, delusional, dangerous opportunist.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:33 PM
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1. A dipshit.
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:35 PM
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2. The only thing she's been cramming are rice cakes
while she hid in her room and cried.

She's in WAY over her head and she's just now starting to realize it.
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marlakay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:35 PM
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3. she has so much to learn she can't do it all in a few weeks
thats like trying to learn 4 yrs of college in a month. I bet they didn't prepare her for Bush doctrine.

She scares the hell out of me...I just wish she would scare the low info people. I feel like this is now american idol popularity contest election.
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 PM
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5. She doesn't scare me as much as...
the people who are actually suggesting she can do it. Delusional people rarely realize they're delusional, but when others buy in...watch the f*!@ out.
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angee_is_mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:36 PM
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4. Well she did the best she could
bless her little heart and you need to stop being a sexist:sarcasm:
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:38 PM
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7. My deepest most heartfelt apologies...
Clearly I misunderestimated her.
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shrub chipper Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 PM
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6. I think
you mean 'cozy', not 'coozy'.


Around here, coozy means something quite different.
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:43 PM
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9. Oh snap....whoops
Probably don't want that wrapped around your beer. :)

Guess I got a little too happy with the ignore on the spellcheck. Good eye :D
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:40 PM
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8. I can see a hospital from the top floor of my house.. so i can be a doctor now.. right?
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:45 PM
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10. yes....YES
You're starting to catch on. See, that whole education and qualifications thing is, like, totally overrated. Why accept reality when you can create your very own?
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firedupdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:47 PM
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11. Why does she have trouble with NUCLEAR?
Thats one more thing she has in common with Bush.
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:57 PM
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13. Seems to be a tell-tale sign..
of the presence of Same-itis. She should get herself checked. It can get nasty if you let it go unchecked.
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shrub chipper Donating Member (622 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 10:50 PM
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12. I can see cars
driving on the road, so I must be a mechanic
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 11:04 PM
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14. Back to Studyhall with you, Sarah Palin. nt
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-11-08 11:05 PM
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15. Yep, Biden better watch out....
:sarcasm:
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