Borowitz: Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview

[Eurobabe]

Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was "delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic 8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr. Gibson.

[jakem]

1. outlook not good.

[Eurobabe]

4. try again later

ROFL!! :rofl:

[ellacott]

2. Love his title

[Motown_Johnny]

3. OMFG.. someone should make a video with a picture of Palin and a magic 8 ball

the commentator asks a question.. stares at her picture a second and then uses the 8 ball to get an answer....

[demwing]

5. That explains all the editing

She kept answering "uhm...Ask again later!"

[Eurobabe]

6. Maybe that's how Cindy Lou broke her wrist!

Overuse of the Magic Eight Ball :rofl:

[Cosmic Charlie]

7. One of the answers was: "All signs point to Drill!!!"