My 16-year-old daughter wants to get pregant so she can be just like the Palins.

[Buzz Clik]

Damn you Sarah Palin!!!















(You know we'd be seeing this if it were a Dem pol's daughter that was knocked up.)

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

1. Series?

[Buzz Clik]

4. This is exactly the kind of moral decay that happens whenever a Republican is a role model!

Kids lose their moral compass and start believing that just because Sarah Palin and her daughter hump like bunnies before marriage that it's okey dokey.

Just say no to this kind of lurid behavior!!!!1111oneone

[enough]

2. Smart girl, she knows she will be featured prominently in large public events

where she will receive the adulation of uncountable family values voters.

[FrenchieCat]

3. Sounds like Palin is giving Family Values a new meaning!

[Buzz Clik]

8. You betcha! The Republicans value families, particularly those with bastard children.

[Ilsa]

5. Maybe Jamie Lynn Spears and her mom will send your

daughter some $40 burp and drool naps.

Yeah, just what you need to set up a grandchild long term, huh.

[Buzz Clik]

9. Cool! But what cute pattern on the cloth? I'm torn between Jeebus and dinosaurs. Maybe...

BOTH!

[Ilsa]

11. Yeah, right, Jesus riding a t-rex. LOL That's about right for those idiots. nt

[rufus dog]

6. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL MY DAUGHTER!

That was my Bro in laws response to Clinton's BJ! (she was three)

[Buzz Clik]

7. It's simple: Premarital sex is bad only if it does not result in conception.

Don't use protection, don't use birth control. And if you get preggo, just get married. At any age. It's all good.

[Basement Beat]

10. *chokes from laughter* n/t

[Buzz Clik]

12. It's hard not to make fun. For years we've been hearing "abstinence only"

Now, we have a VP candidate who was pretty clearly preganant when she was married, and now her daughter is way down the road and still not married. What happened to abstinence? "Oh, well, we always knew that kids are going let nature have it's way, what we REALLY meant was it's okay to play hide the sausage in high school as long as you get married if you get caught."

Next on the agenda: When Cindy McCain's battle with drugs becomes common knowledge, we'll be told that Nancy Reagan didn't really mean "Just Say No"; she was only referring to white children buying Columbian cocaine from inner city gang members. Abusing prescription drugs is just fine.

[mcctatas]

13. I can top that....

the following is a conversation I had with my 63 year old fundie MIL:

her: "I am so upset with hearing all of this sex talk because of Bill Clinton"

me: "I know, it's really tragic that the Republicans are exploiting a couples marital problems"

her: (ignoring my reply) "The worst part is, you are the only person I could think to ask, is oral sex what I think it is?"

me: (wondering if my MIL secretly thinks I'm a slut) "I have no idea what you are thinking, but it involves oral/genital contact"

her: "What kind of a person would do such a thing?"

me: (stifling every possible reply to such a question) "Oh, someones at the door, I'll call you on Saturday"

[Hansel]

14. Clearly the only reason Jamie Lynn and Bristol got pregnant

is because Bill Clinton got a BJ in the White House. :sarcasm:

I can believe the Repugs haven't said this yet.

[GoesTo11]

15. My father has started frequenting airport restrooms and using a wide stance

Just kidding, Dad.

[ncteechur]

16. What will we tell... the children?! :-(