Weirder and weirder... McCain's first VP choice was Paris Hilton's sister.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

He settled on Sarah Palin only after his advisers finally convinced him that Paris doesn't actually have a sister named Hanoi.

Thank you. Drive safe and tip your waitress!

[RC]

1. Oh, you bad...

:evilgrin:

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

4. ...

[independentpiney]

2. Thanks for the laugh!

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

3. you are quite welcome!

:hi:

[L. Coyote]

5. WRONG! His first choice was Paris because her video got 3 million hits a day

and he cried like a baby when he found out she was too young, and it was too late to change the Constitution.


"Wrinkly Old White Guy" video here:

Paris Hilton vs. John McCain, not even close!
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/6/191421/9617/647/563790

Paris Hilton VIDEO = 3 million views in one day!!
McCain is laughable by comparison!

McCain's TOP 40 videos have garnered under 7,200,000 views during the ENTIRE campaign!

Paris Hilton's ONE video has OVER 3,000,000 views since yesterday!!

Paris needs to storm the Republican Convention, and make her case:
She ACTUALLY WOULD make a better President than "wrinkly white-haired guy". LOL
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Paris Hilton VIDEO = 3 million views in one day!! McCain is laughable by comparison!
McCain's TOP 40 videos have garnered under 7,200,000 views during the ENTIRE campaign!
Paris Hilton's ONE video has OVER 3,000,000 views since yesterday!! .....
Paris Hilton has done, in 24 hours, what the McCain campaign hoped beyond hope to accomplish during the entire campaign -- MAYBE that is -- 3,000,000 viewers for their very best YouTube.

The other 190 McCain videos have less than 35,000 views each. Some have only a few hundred views, many only a thousand or so, hardly worth producing and publishing!!