Complete this: "If Sarah Palin were Sammy Palin, ______________________."

[begin_within]

(Meaning that if her positions, backround, views, baggage... everything was the same, but Palin was a male candidate instead of female, then, ____________________.)

[PerfectSage]

1. Then McCain wouldn't gaze at his ass with desire.

:rofl:

[Kierkegaard]

11. Don't bet on it.

Haven't you seen the lust in his eyes when he looks at the Chimp?

[jeff30997]

2. Then...

Sammy Palin would be a psychopathic stupid piece of shit.

[fortyfeetunder]

3. Sammy Palin would have still been in Alaska counting wolves and polar bears

'Nuff said.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

4. he'd be running a meth lab in Wasilla and

poaching moose.

[cliffordu]

8. DING DING DING We have a winner!! Precisely.

[Starry Messenger]

5. My brain keeps making that into Sammy Hagar.

Although, your question might still apply in that case.

MPK

[Orsino]

6. Then he wouldn't have gotten famous in beauty pageants...

...and might never have become a mayor, much less a governor. A floundering McCain would have found a running mate with a vagina.

[vaberella]

7. would be Edwards, but far far less intelligent. ^_^ n/t

[NotThisTime]

9. He'd scare the crap out of me too

[enough already]

10. He'd have smaller breasts

Well, probably.

[BrainStorm]

12. We wouldn't be talking about her looks and her family and balancing the VP-ship with kids.

We WOULD be talking about her as "worse than Dan Quayle"--meaning, we'd be looking at her qualifications or lack thereof.

[hughee99]

13. DUers would be upset about that religious RW VP candidate Mitt Romney.

and Sammy Palin would still be the mostly anonymous governor of Alaska.

[npk]

14. "The difference between a Hockey Dad and a Pittbull..."

"Jockstrap."

[crazy_vanilla]

15. the beehive on his head would suit him better

kick

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

16. kick on general principles of humor

:kick:

[Parker CA]

17. He'd be wired on meth and hunting moose right now in AK.

[beac]

18. Kick (to buy me time to think of something clever) n/t