McLame Camp Channels Pappy and Junior from "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

[jefferson_dem]

Pappy O'Daniel sits smoking a cigar, nursing a glass of
whiskey, and soliciting the counsel of his overweight retinue.

PAPPY
Languishing! Goddamn campaign is
languishing! We need a shot inna
arm! Hear me, boys? Inna goddamn
ARM! Election held tomorra, that
sonofabitch Stokes would win it in a
walk!

JUNIOR
Well he's the reform candidate, Daddy.

Pappy narrows his eyes at him, wondering what he's getting
at.

PAPPY
...Yeah?

JUNIOR
Well people like that reform. Maybe
we should get us some.

Pappy whips off his hat and slaps at Junior with it.

PAPPY
I'll reform you, you soft-headed
sonofabitch! How we gonna run reform
when we're the damn incumbent!

He glares around the table.

PAPPY
Zat the best idea any you boys can
come up with? REEform?! Weepin' Jesus
on the cross! Eckard, you may as
well start draftin' my concession
speech right now.

Eckard grunts as he starts to rise.

ECKARD
Okay, Pappy.

Pappy whips him back down with his hat.

PAPPY
I'm just makin' a point, you stupid
sonofabitch!

[AzDar]

1. A masterpiece! When I first joined DU, my sig line was : "Oh, George...not the LIVESTOCK".

:hi:

[Raschel]

2. Oh Sarah where art thou?

Why are they hiding Sarah? She is such a huge celebrity and boost to the campaign. Why wouldn't they be taking advantage of putting her in the spotlight?

[Earth Bound Misfit]

3. ROTFFLMAO....

McCain wants to seperate himself from Commander A.W.*.L. as the "reform" candidate.
Voters need to call him on this for what it is...