Help me write a "Priceless"-style ad

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So far, I have:

Severed wolf forearm: $150
Rape kit: $1200 (paid by victim)
Wasilla debt: $20 million
Bridge to nowhere: $233 million (she kept it)
Earmarks to Alaska: $450 million
Requests for 2009: $197 million

__________________:: Priceless.

[alsame]

1. Access to nuk-u-lar launch codes?

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yeah that's a good one

[darius15]

2. Your picture is freaking me out....

:puke:

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4. Sorry. But that's kind of the intention. To sway undecideds, not DUers.

[darius15]

5. No, its a good thing. But I never realized she looked so much like Cheney...

much dumber than him too!

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8. I think they both use the same rouge or whatever it's called.

The pink powder stuff on the cheeks. Or maybe they both like being slapped around.

[BuyingThyme]

3. Stuffed wolf carcass...

[Bigleaf]

6. Palin, one heartbeat away from the Presidency: Priceless.

[darius15]

7. Potential President who was a mayor of a town of 6000? Priceless.

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9. So here's how it looks:

[redwitch]

10. A flawless tan:

:-)