Republican Christian Conservative Fundies... and how the joke would be on them IF Jesus came back

[LibraLiz1973]

They CLAIM that they have "morals" and "values" that are so much stronger than ours.
Where are these morals & values that they claim ownership of?
I never see them!

I don't believe in the rapture.

BUT- if it does end up being true, I hope those assholes have a plan for how to spend eternity... here on earth.
Because, with the way they behave, I assure you that Jesus would not be taking them to the promised land.
It seems far more likely that WE would be the ones going... and they would be the ones LEFT BEHIND. (pun intended)
We are the party that CARES. We are the party that HELPS. We are the party that IMPROVES.
What, exactly, is it that those fundies think they do?

They are shallow minded, racist, women hating bigots who aren't fit for much.
Any group of people that would try to "pray the gay away", kill doctors who perform abortions,
terminate a womans right to choose, force a teen to have a child conceived by rape or incest, want
to go to war with other countries for no reason,
or who just spout SO MUCH filthy, disgusting & hateful venom, will NOT be being raptured any time soon.

They try to wrap all their hatred, prejudices & anger in "religion".
Jesus was a community organizer who preached tolerance & inclusion.


This post comes from my absolute disbelief/disgust with what I saw on Free Republic today.
Being racist, homophobic, sexist & abusive is STILL WRONG, even if you end it with a verse from the bible.

So the next time some Freeper moron says that McLame/Unqualified must be elected to do gods work... just laugh.

They are TERRIFIED of what will happen when Democrats are in charge of this country again & it isn't all about Hate and discrimination any more.
How will they get the rapture index to go up if the world is at peace and prosperous??? :crazy:
How will the end times get here if we aren't destroying the planet with toxic shit every day? :crazy:
How will another war get started if the President wont arbitrarily start one? :crazy:
How will these crazy fundies survive without all that chaos?

:rant:

[grannie4peace]

1. i agree with you & think about that often these days

[LibraLiz1973]

6. I've been thinking about it more and more

They are just so.... distorted.

[Bubbha Jo]

2. The have no clue of the divine....

I feel sorry for them. If they'd quit dirtying up our realities, it sure would help.

[LibraLiz1973]

4. True!

[Hugabear]

3. I've always said that the religious right are like the Pharisees of Jesus' day

The Pharisees were more concerned with micromanaging everyone's daily lives, more concerned with appearances than actually helping their neighbors.

IF the "Rapture" were real, I think there are going to be an awful lot of very surprised people.

There's a part in the Bible where Jesus says that people will say to him "Lord, we healed the sick, cast out demons in your name", and God will say to them "Be gone, I knew you not".

[LibraLiz1973]

5. Right on.

That is an apt description.

[MichDem10]

12. Amen to that!

[TheKentuckian]

7. Fundies would hate Jesus with the heat of 10,000 suns

They despise liberals, sanity, don't believe in redemption, and apparently aren't any part of the New Testament not attributed to Paul.

They have no interest in any of the hippie with the words in red at all.

When is the last time you heard a theocrat talking and/or quoting the gospels?

I'm a rapture kind of kat but I'm not worried about spending eternity with Falwell, Dubya, or Failin, in the least.

[LibraLiz1973]

8. They DEFINITELY wont be getting raptured!

:rofl:

[and-justice-for-all]

9. I am a hardcore Atheist....

but Jesus would beat the shit out of those fuckers. There is NO FUCKING way that Jesus, would be in anyway associated with those asshat bigots of hatred.

[LibraLiz1973]

13. Exactly

[ladjf]

10. Hey, I don't know much about the bible but, I do know that the

ninth commandment forbids "bearing false witness", aka lying and the 7th commandment, oh well, I'm not going to go there. Anyway,they had better hope that they haven't pissed Jesus off with all of their hypocrisy and exploitation of his name and good reputation.

[LibraLiz1973]

14. TRUE!

[coalition_unwilling]

11. Old Testament solutions for New

Testament problems.

[polichick]

15. These sick addicts have done with Jesus what they've done with the flag...

They use them as weapons to further their evil agenda.

[LibraLiz1973]

16. Exactly right. They have basically high-jacked BOTH things

and made both of them something that they are not.

[polichick]

17. It'll take some doing, but mainstream Christians need to call them out...

...and reclaim the teachings of Jesus, and Dems need to remind people what patriotism REALLY is. The brainwashing is amazing!

[Lilyeye]

18. I agree

These republicans need to be called out for there hypocrisy. It's absolutely disgusting to see how they have hijacked Christianity and acted as though they're the only people that can have morals and values.