McCain Campaign: How to be a Lame Obama Poser Wannabee in 5 Easy Steps.

[berni_mccoy]

That's what McCain's campaign is all about.

Step 1. Rail against Bush and don't talk about the fact that McCain voted along side Bush Policies 95+% of the time.

Step 2. Stop arguing experience and start pushing Change. But don't talk about the fact that McCain change means even *more* Bush policies.

Step 3. Hire a female as a celebrity (sort of, she came in 3rd in a beauty pageant at any rate) that will energize the base and fabricate her record to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. No vetting required because the plan is to lie their assess off anyway.

Step 4. Paint Obama as a Washington insider (oh, and stop talking about how he has no experience as that undermines our V.P. celebrity and points out that Obama really isn't a Washington Insider, which would also highlight that McCain is).

Step 5. Hope (don't pray, as McCain isn't really religious, he just pretends to be) that the American People are stupid enough to fall for this bullshit story and made up characters. It'll be tough because McCain's own campaign doesn't even believe it.

There you go, that's the McCain Campaign, in summary.