Besides the blackberry, what else did John McCain invent?

[ncteechur]

1. Corn Pads

[orestes]

1. The use of bronze tools

[featherman]

2. All of Wi-Fi technology, in his OWN words

"Under my guiding hand, Congress developed a wireless spectrum policy that spurred the rapid rise of mobile phones and Wi-Fi technology that enables Americans to surf the web while sitting at a coffee shop, airport lounge, or public park."

http://www.sciencedebate2008.com/www/index.php?id=44

[sailor65]

3. Those things

on the end of your shoelaces.....

:-)

[Lex]

4. strawberries too, I think

[MichiganVote]

5. Will Palin claim he did it in 6 days?

[PresidentObama]

6. He invented himself several times between 2001 and now. That count?

[NV Whino]

7. Time.

BC or BMcC, there was no time.

[livvy]

Fire and the wheel. n/t

[TheKentuckian]

8. Sarah Palin, his honor, and reality (judging from his campaign)

[pdxmom]

9. My husband says he probably invented it while he was a POW. N/T

[SeattleGirl]

10. Rocks.

:P

[ogneopasno]

11. Lipstick?

nt

[Coexist]

12. tube socks!

[clydefrand]

13. Lies about his time as a POW.

[DevonRex]

14. The club. He had to in order to konk out the ladies and drag them

off to his cave.

[Bigleaf]

15. The ejection seat? Or was "Crash" McCain just the biggest benefactor of this great invention.

[JaneQPublic]

28. Actually, all those plane crashes were to test his other great invention: Gravity (nt)

[femmocrat]

16. Sarah Palin

A nobody from nowhere became an instant "celebrity" thanks to McCain.

[spindrifter]

17. Campaign lies

He might as well take the credit at this point.

[Fridays Child]

18. On-site aircraft carrier demolition?

Just asking. :shrug:

[margotb822]

35. So funny

but so bad.

[BlueJac]

19. Looking like ET........

No wait that is not an invention.

[dancingme]

20. friends!

specifically "my friends"

[volstork]

21. Wax lips n/t

[sentelle]

22. cave paintings

As well as the paint used. But only invented brown paint. He sad, the inspiration came straight out of his butt.

Anyway, the only reason he wasn't given credit is because he was a POW at the time, and his captors took his invention of fire to look at his cave art, full of war, and bank deregulation and jet aircraft 'wet starts' (which was difficult, because it would be thousands of years before banks or planes would be invented) but there it is.

They buried it because it was too smelly, too 'scatological'

[madmax]

23. dirt n/t

[darius15]

24. Wonder bread

[rateyes]

25. Wooden teeth.

[ITsec]

26. The entire oil industry

[FightingIrish]

27. The dingleberry

[cottonseed]

29. What the Commerce Committee is responsible for.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/mccain-commerce-committee/

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) argued in a series of interviews today that his experience on the Senate Commerce Committee meant he knew “how to fix this economy.” “I understand the economy. I was chairman of the Commerce Committee that oversights every part of our economy,” McCain told CNBC’s Squawk Box.

In fact, it is the Senate Banking Committee that has oversight of “banks, banking and financial institutions; control of prices of commodities, rents and services; federal monetary policy, including the Federal Reserve System; financial aid to commerce and industry and money and credit, including currency and coinage.”

According to its Web site, the Commerce Committee oversees 13 areas, beginning with the Coast Guard, and continuing through “regulation of consumer products and services … except for credit, financial services, and housing” — the very areas now in crisis.

[gmoney]

30. the Cotton Gin?

or was that Strom Thurmond?

[WindRiverMan]

31. Clovis points

[Johonny]

32. Poverty apparently

[Frank Booth]

33. Life Alert

[C_U_L8R]

34. Toe Jam

[jenmito]

36. The wheel.

[Tabasco_Dave]

37. The stone axe n/t

[Wetzelbill]

38. the art of the coup de grace

[Godhumor]

39. He invented the telegraph

He's responsible for the entire communications industry.

[matt819]

40. Try these

Moveable type
Papyrus
The steam engine

[WolverineDG]

41. Not sure what he invented, but he did

write the Book of Love.....

dg

[ShadowLiberal]

42. Email, then he forgot how to use it

[Raine1967]

43. Disposable Diapers...

So he can quickly get of all his crap.

[ContinentalOp]

44. The cross in the sand?

Oh wait, no he stole that.