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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:04 AM
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Sent from my desktop computer, a miracle made possible by John McCain
as was my meager dinner, cooked in my microwave, another miracle made possible by John McCain, as was the use of my toilet, a miracle made possible by John McCain, and toilet paper, a miracle made possible by John McCain.


We must be thankful for all of the miracles made possible by John McSame. Really, we must.

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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:06 AM
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1. wow you really are damebramished
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:07 AM
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2. I was told McSame is responsible for the electronic revolution!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 01:07 AM
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9. You forgot! McCain invented the wheel.
First he invented the axle, but he used it for a club to kill baby seals and wolves.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:04 AM
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10. I will bet his vampire wife owns a seal coat.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:10 AM
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3. We must be soooooo grateful to the great McSame....



:sarcasm:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:13 AM
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5. He is older than dirt, therefore he is the father of all technology
isn't that the message his campaign set out today? It isn't about Blackberries, it's about the technology BEHIND the Blackberry.
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27inCali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:12 AM
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4. that was after John McCain crossed the Potomac with Washington
Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 12:12 AM by 27inCali
and single handedly won the battle of Marathon.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:27 AM
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6. What is sad is the Reich-wing morans will believe this and it will become viral
even among people who still think blackberries grow in the wild.
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sudopod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:46 AM
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7. John McCain once fought Chuck Norris
and survived.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 12:53 AM
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8. It is sorta like the old South Park skit from the movie South Park
what would Brian Boitano do?


http://www.videoplayer.hu/videos/play/228492 (in Japanese, side splitting funny)
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