Victoria Jackson: Vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin or god will force you to eat your children

[Ian David]

12 September 2008
Victoria Jackson: Vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin or god will force you to eat your children

The celebrities are starting to line up for John McCain, now that Sarah Palin has joined the ticket. Here, for example, is what Victoria Jackson (former SNL cast member) says on her home page:

Thank you God above for giving us George W. Bush, and for giving us John McCain and Sarah Palin.

Why am I voting for the fantastic McCain/Palin ticket? Simply because my "world view" is based on the belief that The Bible is the inerrant, holy, Word of God....

You see, Obama just isn't Christian enough for Victoria Jackson. Here's her advice for him:

Obama, call me. I'll explain Christianity to you.

<snip>

I was reading the other day in Leviticus 26:3-13, and Leviticus 26:14-25 and on, where God was warning the Israelites to obey him. In Lev. 26:14-16 it even says, "...if you despise my statutes...I will even appoint terror over you." I couldn't help but see a parallel to our country which was founded on the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob.

See what Obama could learn by calling Ms. Jackson? Terrorists are just God's way of punishing us for not loving him enough. It's all spelled out in Leviticus 26.


More:
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2008/09/victoria-jackson-thank-you-god-for.html

[southpaw]

1. Victoria is a member of the Hollywood NRA

Not

Relevant

Anymore

[Chorophyll]

2. Not relevant, but amusing.

And pitiful.

[Jennicut]

3. Wasn't she on Celebrity Fit Club? Kind of a mental case.

[Ian David]

7. She made the guy from Babylon 5 look functional. n/t

[rurallib]

4. Well I had to google Ms. Jackson to see what she looked like

Just curious. She must be a kind of undercover celebrity.

[me b zola]

21. She used to do hand stands wearing a skirt and red, white, & blue panties

I kid you not. She's a wack job.

[rurallib]

23. Guess I'll google to see if I can find that one

[me b zola]

24. Try Carson or Leno

I believe that is where I saw her making an ass out of herself.

[Teaser]

5. You know, she was NEVER funny

Those were some bad times on SNL.

Really, most years are, though.

[cemaphonic]

30. Wait, what? Those were some of the best years SNL has ever had.

'86-'92

Hartman, Lovitz, Carvey, Myers, et al.

Agree that Jackson was funny as cancer though. I have no idea why they kept her around for so long. She was occasionally OK as a straight (wo)man, but they had Jan Hooks around for that.

[Teaser]

31. I kick it old school

Those skits weren't funny. Not when I have the late 70s to look to.

Lovitz was OK. Hartman was very funny. Mike Myers was better when he left SL, and Carvey, meh.

[City Lights]

6. Clearly, her dimwit routine on SNL wasn't an act. nt

[MagickMuffin]

13. Here's to you No Surrender ;=D

:spray:

[nxylas]

8. She's a comedian, right?

I wondered if this might be a spoof, but she seems to be serious.

[Kolesar]

20. I clicked this and thought I would see a satire on RWers on HuffingtonPost.com

...because they allow entertainers to put up a lot of posts. But I didn't.

[LynneSin]

9. I love how Christians quote anything but the books of Jesus

And Victoria - you weren't really good on SNL which the proof is because you have no career today.

[RichGirl]

10. Here's how I handle fundies...try it, it's fun.

I ask them if God is forgiving...Oh yes, he'll forgive anything, blah, blah, blah. Then I say...why didn't he forgive Adam and Eve. They didn't really hurt anyone. He not only condemned them to eternal hell, but also the rest of the human race, like you and me, who really didn't do anything to deserve it. If that's what a loving God does, what would an unloving God do???

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=G5JtxrR6msg
I love this guy!

BTW...I'm not an athiest, I just don't believe in the bible.

[Heather MC]

11. Celebrity??? Has-Been definately

[NYC_SKP]

12. And I always thought she was just "acting" on SNL..... nt

[LibraLiz1973]

14. Kick & Rec. EVERY DUer should read this, so that they know

what fuckin brand of crazy we are up against.
And I don't mean the "celebrity" angle...because she is not a celebrity.
I mean the fundie psychos!


First, I thought this was a joke.
Then I realized this crazy ass was serious.

WOW.

Just wow.

[blondeatlast]

15. Who? nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Ditzy blonde who used to be on SNL.

Apparently, it's not just an act.

[blondeatlast]

25. I know, it was a "has-been" joke. She was in one of my favorite black comedies "I Love You to Death"

which was great in spite of her.

[DefenseLawyer]

16. Wow

If G List quasi-celebrities are going for McCain, what chance do we have? We better hurry up and get Tim Kazurinsky's endorsement or all is lost.

[terrya]

17. She's turned into a completely fundie whackjob.

Man. :-(

[YOY]

18. She's even lower on the celebrity list than Kirk Cameron...or Buddy from Charles in Charge

Fundies all.

Hell, the only ultra fundie I can think of with a semi-successful career is Chuck Norris...and he'd roundhouse kick me if I ever denied it.

[nxylas]

26. And that's only because of the kitsch factor

The Chuck Norris Facts and suchlike. Even those are only funny because Chuck was a distinctly B-list action star, even in the '80s. They wouldn't work with Schwarzenegger or Stallone, because the fake adulation wouldn't seem as forced. Apologies, I know analyzing humor is a surefire way to kill it, but I thought it reinforced the point you were making.

[AspenRose]

22. Yikes, did you see THIS?

"Open Letter to Joy Behar and Others Who Speak Like Her:

I'm really tired of your hatred rants against Pres. Bush. Have some respect for authority and for the people like me who voted for him. I did not vote for Bill Clinton, but I would never use my SNL connection to publicly criticize him and I would never speak of another human being with such vitriol. Pres. Bush did not start the war against America and he is doing a great job with the situation that was put upon him. Also, we do not have a king. Our system of government has checks and balances. Instead of complaining, why don't you take a political history course and run for office and see what good you can do for the world.

The tongue is a powerful little thing. Use it for some good.

Love,

VJ

P.S. I think you are very funny and quick witted when you're not hating people who think differently than you."



Um...Pot, meet Kettle. :crazy:

[YOY]

27. SNL Connections? You mean Dana Carvey still talks to her...uncomfortably I bet.

Dennis Miller too but that's gotta be an interesting conversation in an of itself. The asshole and the fundie and the asshole holding back on berating the fundie based on "political interests".

[Left Is Write]

32. Sorry, VeeJay. Can't muster up much respect for people who continue to support Shrub.

[budkin]

28. Nutjob of the higest order

[BumRushDaShow]

29. She and Dennis Miller... the koolaid-drinkers of SNL. n/t

[Rocknrule]

33. What a narcissistic dick of a god she worships

No wonder these people put * on practically the same level as God. They think God has all the same qualities that he does.