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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:37 PM
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Here is the question: you're out at sea...in a storm...the boat is sinking...
there are 2 lifeboats...one carries Sarah and John, the other Barack and Joe. Which lifeboat do you step into?
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:38 PM
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1. That about sums it up!
Good thing Bush's backwash are a small group... the McCain Palin lifeboat might catch them all before sinking:)
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:38 PM
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2. The one with Sarah and John, in the hope...
...that my extra weight will sink it.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:45 PM
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4. You'd probably have more to eat there, but would have to fight off the shark.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:38 PM
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3. First, you toss the Woman and the Old Man into the drink.
Then you and the other two guys have a back-up boat, in case something should happen to the other one.
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Frumious B Donating Member (282 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:47 PM
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5. Sarah and John don't have a lifeboat.
They are the ones telling you to remain calm and stay on the sinking ship.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:52 PM
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7. While she's screeching....
"Nearer My God, to Thee"
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Lucky 13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:47 PM
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6. Anyone getting in the boat with Sarah and John should expect to be immediately cannibalized.
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RamboLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 04:57 PM
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8. LOL-That's what I was thinking. Sarah would kill you
fish with your guts and eat the rest.
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