Potential President Palin Doesn’t Know Shit And McCain…Where’s Spain?

[Joanne98]

Sarah Palin was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. She turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said Palin.

'But I’m going tp be President pretty soon; 'how about what changes I should make to America ?' and she smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a Moose all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a Moose excretes big pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

Sarah, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies:

'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?

I don’t normally post such things but this was too good to resist! Thank You Ohio!

http://theimpeachmenthearingroom.blogspot.com/2008/09/potential-president-palin-doesnt-know.html

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. All he heard was a latino sounding name & he was off on some

tangent about South America. He's a big foreign policy expert, you know.

[bumblebee1]

2. LOL!!! That certainly fits the situation.

:kick:

[Left Is Write]

3. I was reading this post this morning when my husband called -

so I told him the joke.

I think he may still be laughing. :D