Ahoy! Any of ye scurvy dogs know if Obama be respectin' Speak Like a Pirate Day?

[BurtWorm]

Be he giving the day its due in his palavvers today? Arr?

[blondeatlast]

1. Arrrr.... I somehow doubt it. My son't school's mascot is the Pirates, though

and they got to all wear pirate gear!

[Ikonoklast]

2. The Captain be speakin' any way he choose to, ye scalawg!

Arrgh, I meself heard the very words from his mouth, plain as day. He lightened the load on this old buccaneers heart, he did, matey.

[BurtWorm]

4. Avast, matey! I had the audacity to hope he'd raise the Jolly Roger today.

I reckon he's got the pirate's vote in the treasure chest anyway. Arr!

[TimeChaser]

3. Yarr! I went to me classes today in me finest pirate garb!

Scurvy landlubbin' curs here don't know how ta be celebratin' properly. D:

[TlalocW]

5. Arrrrrr...

Is he the very model of a modern major general
Does he have information animal, vegetable, and mineral
Does he know the kings of England and quote the battles historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical

That be from the Pirates of Penzance, you swab-jockeys, so it be keepin' in the spirit of Talk Like a Pirate Day!

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel jammed in his pantaloons
The bartender asks him if he notices that said wheel is in said pantaloons.
"Aye," says the pirate. "It be drivin' me nuts."

TlalocW

[AnnieBW]

6. Arrr.. Those scurvy dogs on Wall Street

just lost all of our rum!