Listen Up, Kids

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

Gather round, because there's something important I want you kids to know. Despite what your parents and your teachers may have said, you actions don't have consequences.

Freaky, right? The fact is, it doesn't matter if you're using drugs or destroying an investment bank, you'll never be held accountable. Someone else will come in to clean up your mess.

Takes quite a load off, huh? This notion that we're responsible for our own actions and that we have to live with the consequences was always such a bummer. But those days are over.

Cause there's this dude, Ben Bernanke? No matter how much you screw up, he'll bail you out. You can lie, cheat, and steal, but at the end of the day, the brother's got your back. Sweet.

So don't worry kids. The old rules of work hard and play by the rules don't apply anymore. You can count on the government to write checks and make it all good.

Sleep tight.

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