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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 06:59 PM
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-----Dear Joe Biden-----
Dear Joe Biden;


It is with great regret we inform you, that you must immediately relinquish the Gaffe Machine Crown. You have been failing to meet the minimum required gaffes as of late, so we must reissue the crown. We have chosen a new Gaffe Machine king, and that person's name is John McCain. Please use the enclosed pre paid return shipping label. It is imperative that you send the crown back immediately, so we may reissue it as soon as possible.

You were a long time king of the Gaffe Machine Pageant, but it's time for someone better prepared for the position to take over that role.

Signed,

Chairman of the Gaffe Machine Pageant




;-)

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MadrasT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:16 PM
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1. LOLz.... good stuff.
:thumbsup:
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:33 PM
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4. Thanks!
:-)
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noel711 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:24 PM
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2. P.S. Joe...
We think you're terrific,
just keep laying into McCain and McPlain....

We love you,
and we can't wait for you and Jill to move into
the Vice-President's mansion...

signed,

A Lot of happy voters..
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Maureen1322 Donating Member (392 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:27 PM
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3. Go Joe!!
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vanderBeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:34 PM
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5. P.P.S.
I LOVE you.
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:42 PM
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6. A well-deserved stripping of that lame old title!
:headbang:


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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:46 PM
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7. LOL, I know....there are far more worthy people now....
It was a toss-up between mccrap and painintheass, but in the end, the committee chose mccrap. ;-)
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medicswife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:54 PM
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8. shameless kick
:kick:

lol 1Corona4u, you ALWAYS crack me up!

:rofl:

This one is for you! :beer:
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:02 PM
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9. LOL....
:-)
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:10 PM
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10. Please, please, please, please
send this to CNN Newstips.

http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/index.html

They definitely have not heard the news.
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:35 PM
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13. LOL...think they would appreciate it?
I bet not. ;-) maybe I'll email it to Jack Cafferty though....he'd get a laugh out of it...
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eshfemme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:10 PM
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11. ROFLMAO! Kick!
:kick:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 08:12 PM
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12. She already has a sash!
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:36 PM
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14. Nice!
:kick:
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:23 PM
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15. And I would like to add
that Senator Biden received that crown under false pretense. He never really deserved it and should have returned it immediately. How dare he try to maintain the title of King of Gaffe when there were so many others who were more deserving all along?
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:45 PM
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16. And when there are those by whom the honor comes so much more naturally than our Joey.
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:56 PM
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17. I'll forward your comments to the committee for review.
Edited on Fri Sep-19-08 10:57 PM by 1corona4u
;-) Hopefully, going forward, they will be more discriminating.
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 12:20 AM
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18. Thank you
It is about time we as a nation acknowledge and honor those who have been overlooked for far too long!

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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 01:54 AM
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19. McGaffe!
"The economy is fundamentally strong" will live in infamy if McGaffe ends losing this election (which I dearly hope he does). Oh, and I love Joe and he never deserved to be called a gaffe machine, these days he is the king of one liners.
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 06:47 AM
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20. McCain so deserves it now.
I'm sure he will hold the crown for a long, long time. :-)
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 08:16 AM
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21. Good one Corona!
:rofl: :rofl:
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-08 11:27 AM
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22. ...
:hi:
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