Anyone just hear the McCain-bot on MSNBC?

[PCIntern]

She dished out the blast-fax talking points at 78 RPM and it was actually painful to hear. Why not just make it easier on all of us and get Alvin and the Chipmunks to do his ads and be his surrogates?

[monmouth]

1. I just heard McLame wants to help the "middle class." He doesn't

care how much he steals from Obama. Wish to media would zap him on his lies...

[mscuedawg]

9. But per McCain .. middle class income is $4,999,999.00

[crazy_vanilla]

2. Of course, she is incapable of independent thought

Someone has to tell her what she thinks, be it McLame, her Preacher, or her favorite Witch-hunter:crazy:

[PCIntern]

4. My question is:

How TF do they do that?

I'm not that bright, I'm only a dentist, so if someone came to me and told me exactly what to say every day rapid-fire over and over day after day I couldn't do it. I really couldn't. I'd be tempted to extemporize, or editorialize, or rip the throat of someone like Braaaaaaaaaad Blakeman or one of the jerkoffs like that shithead Joe Watkins, that wall-eyed subverter of the truth.

[crazy_vanilla]

8. it's a gift, my dear dentist

This teacher couldn't do it either. But if one's head is devoid of independent thought, one has plenty of space left for memorizing.

[Jane Austin]

10. You're mixing up your shitheads!

Joe Watkins is the smilin' lyin' preacher.

Ron Christie is the wall-eyed subverter of the truth.

Question: How long can I put off replacing a crown that came off?

Thanks.

[crazy_vanilla]

12. Hi janeausten, I am a big fan

of the real Jane Austen, that is. My favorite novel is Persuasion, followed closely by Pride and Prejudice. What's yours?

[Jane Austin]

14. This may burst your bubble, but

I get them all mixed up!

I do that with Shakespeare's plays, too. :(

[11 Bravo]

17. Put toothpaste in the crown and re-seat it in your mouth. If you baby it a little ...

chew mostly on the other side, etc., it will stay in for quite a while. But even without it at all, if you chew on the other side of your mouth, there shouldn't be a huge problem. I lost a bridge last summer and waited almost a whole year before I could have it replaced with posts and implants. P.S. I am NOT a dentist and have no experience in that area. I'm just relating my own experiences.

[PCIntern]

18. thank you...see, I'm getting all mixed up...

As far as your question; as Bob Dole said: Depends!

If the tooth is non-vital (root canaled) and there's no significant danger of drift, etc, AND you don't eat popcorn on it, you can hold off for at most a week or two. if it's vital, it may blow at any moment and you shouldn't wait too long.

PS: watkins is here in Philly, and if I ever see him on the street, I'm gonna go off on him verbally. I swear I will.

[Jane Austin]

20. Thanks for the advice, Doc.

I think everything is rootless by now, but it has been more than two weeks already.

Oooh, you could sell tickets to a bunch of us if you'd hang out near Watkins' office and go off on him.

I'd fly up from Texas to see that!

[jjanpundt]

3. Yeah I heard her.... too bad there isn't someway to install

lie detectors -- like skin changing to green or purple for every lie they spew. Maybe their noses could grow.... It would be amusing as well as a dead giveaway.

[LiberalFighter]

5. Possibly better indicator would be they start smelling up the place.

Then the reporter would want to get away from them as fast as possible.

[jjanpundt]

6. That works for me!

[crazy_vanilla]

11. now that will make a super entertaining 40-some campaign days!!!

Don't you think? color change? wailing siren? or simple bubble over the head showing her real thoughts... now that's entertaining.:popcorn:

[minnesota_liberal]

7. Not the Chipmunks!

I used to work in a cubicle farm, kitty-corner from a talkative ditz with a high-pitched voice. It was like having to listen to an endless loop of Alvin & the Chipmunks. Not fun.

[BlueIdaho]

13. Lies sound better if you say them faster. nm.

[flamingdem]

15. hehe Or Abba on Meth!

hehehe

[11 Bravo]

16. Missed it. Was it the bleached blonde with the giraffe neck?

Nancy Pflotenhauer (sp)? The woman can lie faster than most people can tell the truth.

[PCIntern]

19. You mean the anorectic/bulimic pencil-neck with the kerchief?

no. It was another one.