Lipstick Maverick, sung to the Johnny Cash song "I've Been Everywhere."

[jazzjunkysue]

I am a Lipstick Maverick, privatizing redneck, nonstick politic, flip-flopping bailiwick, lovesick handpick, frollic with the moose chick, polling pimp prick, prisoner of war schtick, Karl Rove rhetoric, Lipstick Maverick,

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere,
from pro-choice to bel-air, man, Katrina, I'm not there, man,
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.

De-regulation is my main schtick, middle class will loose quick, health insurance shell game, what again was your name?,
Troopergate slapstick, never make the charges stick, drill here, drill now, bomb it all to hell now, Sarah Palin, hopefully be nailin'

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, lobbyists to spare, man, government don't care, man,
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.

Global warming, immigration housing, unemployment outsource, tax cuts for the rich kids,
email, markets, terrorism exports, drug costs, education, endless war and gays, government can't do it all, you are on your own, now,

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, "Bush 3" I don't care, man, as long as Mit's aware that I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.

(Yup. Wrote it myself.)

[Cant trust em]

1. Wow. NT

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. Nice lyrics.

[BeyondThePale]

3. Funny story...

The first time I every heard "I've Been Everywhere" was in a hole-in-the-wall bar in Wasilla, Alaska!

Thanks for a laugh

[BlooInBloo]

4. Needs a good youtubing!

[nc4bo]

5. Very kewl! You've got a knack for words! nt

[jazzjunkysue]

6. Thanks! n/t.