Someone picks up the red phone at 3:00 a.m. and dials

[madmusic]

Another phone rings in a bedroom. Hillary answers. It's Sarah Palin calling and she screams "Help!"

[RoyGBiv]

1. And Hillary says ...

Bite me, bitch.

Dearlordhavemercy, at this point in time, I wish Hillary didn't have to abide by the rules of respectable society. I have this deep-down feeling she would like nothing better than to take that woman out in the alley and beat her down.

How dare Palin try to claim the mantle of feminism. How dare she. She is everything a feminist is not.

[gmoney]

2. it's almost 3am here on the east coast....

somebody call someone!

[Iterate]

3. I hate it when a drunk dialer thinks they're your friend.