Only one issue really gets John McCain's old shrivelled heart a-pumpin':

[A-Schwarzenegger]

WAR, baby, WAR.

[BlooInBloo]

1. Palin's ass.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. His #1 fantasy is ...

riding a nuke like Slim Pickens right down into the heart of Hanoi.

[RooseveltTruman]

2. That...

That, and VETOING EVERY SINGLE PORK BARREL SPENDING BILL THAT COMES ACROSS MY DESK! I WILL MAKE THE AUTHORS FAMOUS AND YOU WILL KNOW THEIR NAMES!!!

On that second part, he's kept his word. He's already made one pork-barreler from Alaska quite famous...oh, what's her name...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. Give him a choice between vetoing pork barrel spending

or dropping a nuke on somebody
& see what he chooses.

[RooseveltTruman]

6. He'll nuke the pork-barrel spenders!

AND YOU WILL KNOW THEIR NAMES, MY FRIENDS!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. Just mention the draft and he will go back into his coffin after midnight

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Anybody think McCain actually climbs up that hill on 60 Minutes?

"It's kinda hard to climb because there's no trail."
He could barely walk across the backyard, but
if there was a button on top of that hill that would
fire a nuke at somebody he'd climb it all right.

[mokawanis]

8. Just as McCain has said

"there will be more wars.".

Anyone who experiences the hell of war and then spends the rest of his life clamoring for more is a twisted fool.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. I think there's a raving Dr. Strangelove behind his phony forced soft-spokenness.

I think he wants to pay back the whole world.