McCain believes in the American Dream™: He has thirteen cars...

[KansDem]

...and with seven houses, that's two cars in every garage (well, one garage will have one car, but I'm sure Cindy could buy John another one...).

If you're John McCain, you know you're losing your Man of the People image when Newsweek begins a story:

When you have seven homes, that's a lot of garages to fill. After the fuss over the number of residences owned by the two presidential nominees, NEWSWEEK looked into the candidates' cars. And based on public vehicle-registration records, here's the score. John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one.

Not to mention when it closes by noting that the car your wife actually drives isn't even registered in her name, but in that of her massive beer distributorship.

But, uh, Obama is elitist because, uh, look over there! Arugula!!!

Daily Kos

[scheming daemons]

1. One for each of the original colonies! VERY PATRIOTIC!

;-)