Post Your Dream Line From Friday's Upcoming Debate

[tekisui]

After mcPOW says some snide shit, with a "my friends", I would like to hear Obama say something along the lines of:

"Mr. McCain, who are these friends you keep referring to? Certainly not me. Certainly not the American People. You must be talking about your Lobbyist, Wall Street friends."

And, I'd like to hear it early, before average joe changes the channel, and mcPOW has to try to bite his tongue every time he says "my friends" for the rest of the night.

[SDJay]

1. From Obama:

Senator, please define Spain. Thank you.

[Sodan]

10. From McLame: In what respect, Barack?

[Hawkeye-X]

28. You mean, Senator, please locate Spain without looking at the map.

And tell us who their Prime Minister is..

Hawkeye-X

[SeeHopeWin]

2. Senator McCain, with all due respect, you are one Dinosaur Sir!

[SoonerPride]

3. Senator McCain, do you know where you are?

um, what?

[SoonerPride]

4. dupe

my bad

[samuraiguppy]

5. John, why are you such a big liar?

And BTW, get over all that POW stuff.

[faithfulcitizen]

6. I would love to hear "Bush with Lipstick" and "No more pit bull diplomacy".

[panader0]

7. From mccane: " I knew Chester Garfield, and sir, you are no Chester Garfield."

[tekisui]

13. !

:rofl:

[mikelgb]

8. McSame:

My Friends, I have decided to step aside and allow you to elect Senator Obama. I have disbanded my election stealing effort. Yes we can.

[tekisui]

14. I think I would piss myself

in glee!

[PCIntern]

9. Obama saying: "Yes, your face and my ass." n/t

[Ichingcarpenter]

11. 'I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"

'I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!'


The spirt of Hank Hill's father Cotton Hill takes over John McCain

[debbierlus]

12. From the commentator:

Sen. McCain, it seems your teleprompting mike has slipped out of your ear. No. We can'st stop the debate until you get it back in.
No, sorry Senator, we can't 'rewind' the tape, this is digital and we are live.

Calm down, Sen McCain...Don't throw your notes....Senator, don't leave the podium...

SECURITY....SECURITY....

[grace0418]

15. McCain: "In what respect, Charlie?" "Uh, Senator, my name is Jim..."

:)

[progressiveforever]

16. From McCain-"Between the third and fourth world wars, I will...."

Just to give us some insight as to what he is really thinmking.

[seasat]

17. Obama: "Keating 5". McCain: "#%Q!$%^#!$^"

I'd love to see McCain completely blow his top and let loose with a tirade of curses on live TV. It would kill his ever shrinking chances. The media narrative would become McCain's meltdown. They'd then revisit all the other times he's lost it. It'd be like a pit bull on lip stick wearing pig.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

37. LOL, that's about as bad as it could get for McDouchebagg...

[complain jane]

18. McCain: "I'm made of cheese!"

[BeyondGeography]

19. Q: Senator Obama, you have said John McCain lacks the temperament to be commander in chief

Why?

A: Well, you know, John is prone to temper tantrums. In fact, they have a nickname for those furies in the Senate. They call him The White Tornado, and that's not something they'll ever call me.

[EC]

20. You sir are not a honorable man...

to mccain..

[iiibbb]

21. I'd be happy if McCain would just lose his shit with many unmentionable words.

[Forkboy]

22. From McCain: "Where's my oil can?"

[cjsmom44]

23. RE; Dream Line

Oh yes.... definitely a line about "my friends"...what friends are you speaking of?
My dream line...is for McCain to goof up about another NATO country....on the air during a debate
Have McCain Mix up Sunni & Shite again...and have Obama say "my friend don't you mean" .......? Oh yes...and something to make him go totally postal on the air live....
:rofl:

[KakistocracyHater]

24. which would u choose to end terrorism:

the negotiate with terrorists option, the use police & detectives to root terrorists out, or the military option? See my other posts to know the stats of each choice. I'm sure McCain & Sarah would gloat & say their usual.

[Hippo_Tron]

25. I'd like to hear McSame again talk about how he'll fire the SEC Chairman

And Obama to simply respond with "Well if Senator McCain was serious about change he might've taken the time to learn that the President can't fire the SEC Chairman. Clearly he is making this up as he goes along because his plan is to tell you what you want to hear now and then do what his lobbyist friends tell him to once he is in office."

[Overseas]

26. Sorry but I hope he has one of his many Scrambled Words events.

At the bikers' convention, before entering Cindy in their contest, Johnny wanted to say something jaunty and colloquial about the $4/gal cost of gas. He said -- "Buck. 4. Four dollars. Four bucks a gallon. Bet you hate paying four bucks a gallon at the pump." Others were thinking of the weird contest. I was wondering if Johnny had had a mini-stroke.

I hope he gets ready to roll out some standard GOP lingo and the words get scrambled on the way out. I want the public to see that he has some difficulties. Want them to consider the possibility of his having a stroke while President and realize how close voting for him would put us to having a Christian fundamentalist in the White House.

[Willo]

27. McCain: I didn't pick her as my VP

and it's his fault (pointing accusingly at Obama)

[BadgerKid]

29. Obama responding to McCain lie: "There you go again!"

Reference: Raygun's tagline.

[H2O Man]

30. "Where am I?" -- McCain

[curious one]

31. Here we go again.

[Binka]

38. Yeah Here We Go Again With Your Nonsense

Plonk. Bye now.

[jenmito]

32. "Your slogan is 'Country First.' That implies I DON'T put country first, but you've said I AM a

patriot when asked, which would contradict your implication that I don't put country first. So what do you REALLY believe?"

[gauguin57]

33. McCain: POW! My friends! The workers! Obama: The economy, the environment, foreign policy ...

McCain: POW POW MY FRIENDS lipstick pig POW SURGE IS WORKING

Obama: Universal health care, sensible tax plan, ensuring quality public education ...

McCain: My friends POW Iraq Iran regulation deregulation regulation deregulation POW ...

Obama: Restoring America's standing in the world.

McCain: gaaaaaaaaah.

[blueclown]

34. Senator McLame: The surge is working and we are winning the war in Iraq.

Senator Obama: Senator McCain, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[americanstranger]

35. Obama: 'I served in the Senate with John McCain.'

'You, sir, are no John McCain.'

- as

[tekisui]

36. Oh, that's a killer. I like it!

:toast:

[HughMoran]

39. I'm not going to get excited about any event

I'll be quoting lines after the event, not before :)

[TNMOM]

40. Senator McCain, what is that lump in your back?

[MichDem10]

41. Senator McCain - Why are you such a dumb ass?

[Clio the Leo]

42. McCain slips and refers to Barack as "colored." ....

.... I would literally bust out the champagne at that point.