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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:06 AM
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Palin is a post turtle
xposted from GD. This just cracked me up




While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with".
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:08 AM
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1. That one was going around about Bush, too.
Fits both of them.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:10 AM
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2. Oops, I never saw it about Bush
This is the first time I've seen it, and like I said, it cracked me up. :hi:
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:11 AM
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3. The photo looks more like Rick Davis than Palin, though. /nt
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:14 AM
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4. It's the hair.
LOL
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:14 AM
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5. LOL
:rofl:
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johnlal Donating Member (974 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-23-08 08:19 AM
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6. And when she comes down
it ain't going to be pretty.
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