My friend's cousin's bus driver says that Biden will leave the ticket to run Obama's Madrassa!!

[Bleacher Creature]

Biden will apparently be joined by his son, Hunter, who will act as a lobbyist for Obama's fake birth certificate production company!! And yes, this means Hillary Clinton will replace him.

IS THIS TRUE???????

[sharp_stick]

1. Not Hillary you obvious noob

it's gotta be Liebermann coming back to the democrat fold. ;-)

[RichGirl]

22. No, no...you are both wrong.

I have it from a very reliable source who heard it from her uncle's proctologist's stock broker...that Obama was going to replace Biden with Tina Fey. He thinks it will create quite a stir and Tina has her acting creds and all.

[blondeatlast]

25. That IS Tina Fey impersonating Biden while Biden is locked away

debate rehearsing with Victoria Jackson...

[PermanentRevolution]

2. Yes. It's hopeless. We're doomed. Game over, man.

Game over.

[jobycom]

3. It's true. Biden is needed to count the 900 BODIES FLOATING IN THE GULF!!! nt

[blondeatlast]

4. I read on a left wing blog (hufferson-something) that Palin is going to be invisibly leashed!

They cant drop her, but they've figured out how to make her speak Mike Huckabee's words!

[rurallib]

7. One of the dog collar electric shock invisible fence thingys?

that could be fun to watch.

[blondeatlast]

19. The idea got quite a rise out of ol' John, rumor has it... nt

[TlalocW]

5. All except for Hillary replacing him

Obama's new running mate will be the giant turtle known as Gamera!!!

Gamera is really neat!
Gamera is filled with turtle meat!
We all loooooove, Gaaaa-mer-aaaaaa!



TlalocW

[Bleacher Creature]

8. Oh crap. Will the AP start running stories on how Obama can't seal the deal with Mothra supporters?

[AspenRose]

15. Gamera is up in my house with disease.

:rofl:

[1corona4u]

6. OH NOES!!1!!!!!!

CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!11!!!!

[stopbush]

9. I heard Palin was warned to stay away from the WTC on 9/11!!!

Is that true?

[Clio the Leo]

10. Who cares! We got a PBS poll to vote for!!!! NT

[AspenRose]

11. They discussed it over lunch at the Olive Garden

During the meal Obama had an arugula salad. They were sitting in the smoking section next to some breastfeeding mom.

I heard about it too.


:crazy:

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Jesus is coming back in a monster truck and he's gonna smite all them Demon-crats.

Not to worry.

[complain jane]

13. I'm concerned.

:P

[blondeatlast]

14. I KNOW Biden's done because I wrote Obama/Biden on my donation check on Friday and it still

hasn't been cashed!

[mmonk]

16. I'm afraid so.

Gig's up. The real Americans will win again and us terrorist loving liberals will have to wait another day before we hatch our plan to force Chritian children to become gay.

[azmouse]

17. self delete

[jillan]

18. And Biden said that no press can follow him there. Can you believe it?

[progressoid]

20. BULLSHIT!!1!

Sorry to shout in all caps, but everybody knows the fake birth certificates come from AL GORE's connections to the Chinese.

[Vinca]

21. Well . . . partially true. Biden will quit to become Obama's chef

because he knows exactly how Barack enjoys stewed white puppy pot pie. Jeez, lueeeeeeeeeeeeez, how dumb can this country get?

[PVnRT]

23. I heard that Barney Frank will be the new VP, and we'll all be forced to have gay sex!!

Note: There is a right-winger out there, somewhere, who believes this. Bank on it.

[Jennicut]

24. I heard Barack is muslim and therefore cannot really be president

So Hillary will actually replace Barack.

[RichGirl]

26. No...you got it wrong...he's MUSLIN.

[PermanentRevolution]

28. I'm not comfortable with a Fabrican-American as president...

[ReadTomPaine]

27. You know.. this stuff isn't far off what wingers actually say, esp to kids.

A lot of this is pretty tame compared to the real smears.