Obama & McCain Coffee blends. Write your own joke.

[Chiyo-chichi]

I just noticed these in my office. We have a coffee maker that makes individual cups and it appears that the company Coffee People, who makes these "K-Cups" has made an Obama and a McCain blend.

You can go here:
http://www.coffeepolitics.com/
and vote for Obama.

What I really need are some jokes.

The McCain Blend is a mixture of empty promises and mislabeled ingredients. It's actually tea. And it went sour 20 years ago.

Like that. Only funny.

Your turn.

[Curtland1015]

1. The McCain blend...

Hand picked by the Republican party. Rich, bitter, and overly nutty... with a hint of pork.

[1corona4u]

2. LOL....

[Chiyo-chichi]

5. Nice one.

[lame54]

7. of course, it's decaf...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Who would want to drink old pasty white coffee?

[rurallib]

4. McCain blend only tastes like coffee

Like McCain himself it is also phony. It will leave a very bitter taste in your mouth that will cost you hundreds if not thousands in mints and oral care products to remove.

[orwell]

6. McCain't Blend...

...Expensive, Freeze dried, factory farmed, no body, bitter dessert lowland blend, beyond sell date...

[lame54]

8. Obama blend - gets you ready for a new day

[Kermit77]

9. Obama blend - black, hot, fresh and strong

And the caffeine power kicks in just in the right moments when you need it.

[Mother Of Four]

10. McCain Coffee -

Reminiscent of Bad Truck Stop Coffee- Cooked WAY too long but the owner's too cheap to throw it out. Dirt in a cup that you can sling. :)