Enquirer: SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED!

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin's secret lover!

No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus­band Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Palin’s husband Todd, who immediately dissolved the partnership after he heard stories about the affair, which occurred around 1996, according to the sources. At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

[bushisanidiot]

1. hehehe!

Palin will be off the ticket very soon.

Probably why McCondo is sucking up to Romney now..

[Captain Hilts]

2. Awww...ain't 'family values' great?

[redstate_democrat]

3. OMG!

:rofl:

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

15. that was my reaction too!

[Cosmic Charlie]

4. I bet she called him Brad Handsome...

:puke:

[Debi]

5. Wait....how old is her middle daughter?

:crazy:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. 670,000 people in Alaska and apparently they all need to get a hobby. nt

[ShortnFiery]

7. OMG! A snowmobile dealer, no less! They can't let this one slide by.

:yoiks:

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

21. It's like a scene from Fargo

the movie

[WI_DEM]

8. you know I actually believe this. Especially if they have people on record.

[npincus]

9. LOL- too funny.

[AtomicKitten]

10. McBush tried to block perusal of public documents in what culminated in a divorce case.

A judged ruled against them!

:bounce:

[NYC_SKP]

14. Rated: "MUST READ", nt

[NYC_SKP]

11. The reason for Sarah's affair?

Todd's peepee is only THIS big!!!

[galactical]

12. This Is Trash, and you know it.

Come on people, we were quick to attack the national enquirer and other tabloids when they reported on the whole Larry Sincliar bit. Give Palin the benefit of the doubt.

[Debi]

17. Yeah - and they totally made up that stuff about John Edwards n/t

[H2O Man]

26. No thank you.

[snake in the grass]

27. Fuck Palin! I repeat...Fuck Palin!!

There is too much at stake that I would want to remain polite. Sworn statements are something a bit more serious than simple rumors. This time it the motto must be, "take no prisoners". Or would you rather this insane nut-job have her finger on the button because the Democrats wanted to play nice? Shit, they went on about Edwards and he was already out of the race.

No way! No how! No McCain/Palin!

[tandot]

34. In that case, I actually give the National Enquirer the benefit of the doubt

They are right some of the time :evilgrin:

[Motown_Johnny]

13. No Wonder Todd is in every meeting she had as Governor, he can't trust her

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

16. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

18. Wonder if this will get as much M$M attention as Edwards?

I figured that something like this would come out. And damn, if the NE didn't meet my expectations.

And a SWORN AFFIDAVIT, yet. :rofl: Mooselini, this is the screwing you get for the screwing you got. Buh-bye!

[WI_DEM]

19. to be honest the msm didn't really give it much play until Edwards came forward

and admitted it.

[JNelson6563]

33. The better question is

will as many DUers take this as gospel as they did when it was on Edwards. I know the MSM didn't really run with the Edwards thing till he admitted it but DUers were all over it long before that. Especially those who hated him during the primaries. It was kind of comical (in a pathetic sort of way) to watch them pretend to scoff at the rumours when, it was easy to see, they were really workin' that rumour mill.

We'll see how it plays out I guess.

Julie

[chat_noir]

20. Sarah Palin's Other Man Revealed

Sarah Palin's Other Man Brad Hanson: The (Plausible) Details At Last!

The National Enquirer has the details of what the tabloid dubs its "exhaustive" and "extensive" probe of Sarah Palin's extramarital dalliance this week. It was not with that guy who had his divorce papers sealed, but with a city council member in nearby Palmer (pop: smaller than Wasilla) they say! And from the looks of his facial hair, he is a total Toddpelganger.* It went down in the nineties, when David Foster Wallace and Elizabeth Wurtzel were an item, and it involved: snowmobiles, remote cabins, polygraphs, declarations of love, small-town politics and another one of those wackjob ex-brothers-in-law that are such a rich natural resource in Alaska.

http://gawker.com/5054219/sarah-palins-other-man-brad-hanson-the-plausible-details-at-last

[Jennicut]

31. Toddpelganger! LOL!

[tavalon]

22. We uncovered that during the same time we figured out that her baby Trig

is her grandbabby trig. But I guess when you're the Enquirer, you have to vet, something the Republicans seem to have forgotten.

[vanderBeth]

23. hehe

:popcorn:

[Fluffdaddy]

24. Is this the real deal? Don't want to waste my time on bull-shit

[OakCliffDem]

25. Brad the man, my man

[JawJaw]

28. Hang on - I'm Getting Confused Now...

So the First Dude is really the Second Dude?

I say they settle it with dog-race.

[The Backlash Cometh]

29. Sarah Palin would have made a perfect character in Northern Exposure.

[vssmith]

32. Sorry, but the people in NE were smarter

[eppur_se_muova]

35. Obviously, McCain never watched the show.

I say we send him the DVD collection and a case of Wild Turkey. Once he starts on the first he'll need to start on the second.

[Mabus]

30. That's why Todd uses snowMACHINES and not snowMOBILES

Perhaps the word snowmobile brings up unpleasant memories of a certain tawdry affair with his snowMOBILE business partner. :rofl: