Top 10 reasons John McCain is suspending his campaign and ducking the debate

[NJmaverick]

10. He can barely remember all the foreign policy stuff, there is no way in hell he can also remember the economy. Hell he doesn't even remember how many houses he owns.

9. Thinks like in basketball a time out can slow down Obama's momentum.

8. Has yet to figure out how to mention the enconomy and POW in the same sentence.

7. He forgot to give back the keys to the Senator's bathroom and they can't use it until he gives thme back

6. The dog ate his notes for the debate

5. He couldn't figure out how to set his TIVO and he does not want to miss Wife Swap and the Super Nanny

4. Thinks an empty podium would do a better job than he can

3. Everytime he thinks about the economy and the debate he forgets to breath

2. Is mad because they would not change the topic of the first debate to life as a POW

1. All these economic problems are making it hard to nap and he needs that nap if you expect him to stay up until 9 O'clock and debate