Two words: Ross Perot

[demwing]

Ok I said "two words" but I lied.

If McCain has truly suspended his campaign, he's toast. It's over. He Perot'd himself in the foot. He's all Rossed out. Through. Nada. Done with. Kapoot. Finito. Schlitzed. Totaled. Historical. Endo. Fubar'd. Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed. Spanked like a monkey.

What's your favored euphemism for completely fucked?

[volstork]

1. Teats up

"He's pining for the fjords!"
"He's not pining! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushin' up the daisies!"

[demwing]

4. WTF?

I don't know what that meant, but I just spewed my coffee. Some things just sound funny.

[volstork]

5. Well, if you are dead,

you're probably lying on your back, so your nipples, as it were, are pointing to the sky. Therefore, "teats up"!

[HooptieWagon]

15. Its a Monty Python skit. n/t

[MichDem10]

2. From your lips - to God's ears!

[Life Long Dem]

3. We have OUR CAUSE, and McSame has HIS CAUSE!

Let him have a ball playing in his cause. I don't want to see Obama go there.

[demwing]

7. Thanks for the daily non sequitor!

Perhaps the jugglers are traveling coach?

[Life Long Dem]

13. You don't think McSame is dragging Obama into this suspension?

[OneGrassRoot]

6. FUBAR is a favorite. :) n/t

[samuraiguppy]

8. Perot HATES McCain.

I would love to see him come out and endorse Obama...

[demwing]

9. Let's have some fun with this - come up with your favorite FUBAR

Lets see how long the list can get.

[iiibbb]

10. Shit the Bed

[greendog]

11. Charlied

[Holly_Hobby]

12. The ox is in the ditch n/t

[mscuedawg]

14. AFU

All Fucked Up... and BUH BYE!

[JimWis]

16. He Fluffed his Duff - an old one my Dad used to say.

[Bobbie Jo]

17. That 'Giant Sucking Sound' is his campaign gasping for it's last breath.

:smoke:

[demwing]

18. Cooking for the Kennedys