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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:47 PM
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McCain the Pufferfish.
After watching Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews, I had a vision of McCain as a pufferfish.

Biologists think pufferfish, also known as blowfish, developed their famous “inflatability” because their slow, somewhat clumsy swimming style makes them vulnerable to predators. In lieu of escape, pufferfish use their highly elastic stomachs and the ability to quickly ingest huge amounts of water (and even air when necessary) to turn themselves into a virtually inedible ball several times their normal size. Some species also have spines on their skin to make them even less palatable.

A predator that manages to snag a puffer before it inflates won’t feel lucky for long. Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a substance that makes them foul tasting and often lethal to fish. To humans, tetrodotoxin is deadly, up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. There is enough toxin in one pufferfish to kill 30 adult humans, and there is no known antidote.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/pufferfish.html
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:49 PM
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1. Well, he IS toxic to the American people...
So I'm definitely in the "maybe" camp on this one.
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:57 PM
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2. He panics more often than a Microsoft operating system.
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:59 PM
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4. His whole campaign is nothing but a series of
pamic reactions.
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casus belli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:59 PM
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5. LOL! Awesome....thanks for that :) n/t
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 08:59 PM
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3. I have two green spotted puffers. They are charming and intelligent creatures.
I'm sure they would be very hurt if they were to read this thread.
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 09:03 PM
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6. My sincerest apologies to your pufferfish.
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-24-08 09:05 PM
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7. I will tell them you didn't mean it.
:-)
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