Breaking News.....Mr Moose Not Dead At All

[SwampG8r]

toledo oh(ap)previous reports of the death of mr moose,of captain kangaroo fame,have proven unfounded.
mr moose was discovered working on the ohio obama campaign and in perfect health
"i understand the confusion " moose was reported to have said "as when i left my home,in beautiful alaska,i had my cousin myron,watch my cows for me.we have a strong family resemblance" he said.
myron moose was killed during this years moose season by then governer,sarah palin.
when asked for a reaction to the memorial service held by a legion of his fellow childrens showpuppets,he said "while im not dead a lot of good has come from it.bunny rabbit and dancing bear and i have all made our peace with mister greenjeans and now we all get along splendidly!plus news like this gets you back out front!i can still work and i am ready to go as soon as the election is over!"
mr moose has refused to return to alaska until he has finishd his work for the obama campaign in november.

mr moose on the captain kangaroo set

[SwampG8r]

1. welcome back mr moose!

[Balderdash]

2. Awwww Mr Moose

That was a sweet trip down memory lane...

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

3. Did he bring his ping-pong balls?

[SwampG8r]

4. he has more balls than any other surrogate!

[cliffordu]

5. Aw......It's SOOOOO good to see Mr. Moose back on the set!!!

I loves me some fuckin' moose, I can tell you that!!

[JuniperLea]

6. Whatever you do, don't say "PING PONG BALLS"

[NYC_SKP]

7. yeah! you just provoked a memory!

i have so few!