Internal terror group Clarion Fund uses fear provoking DVD to scare old people

[thunder rising]

So I'm 53. That, not long ago was considered pretty old (at least by me).

So, in the mail I receive:

"Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against The West"

Fuck those POS wingers.

[Submariner]

1. I just emailed them and requested that they deliver a DVD

to me personally so I can have the opportunity to beat the living shit out of the asshole that hands it to me.

I had to take a jab at them and ask why the DVD now. "Are you nervous that McNut and the Slut are tanking in the polls?"

[e-mail]

I don't know why I got this crap in the mail. I'm the last person they want to fuck with when it comes to religion. I'm in the middle of a heated battle with the Archdiocese of Boston demanding to be excommunicated, and I want a return of ALL the monies my family put in the collection plate on Sundays only to find out the money was being used for condoms, lubricants, and seedy motels for their child rape fiasco.

Jesus freak assholes....the whole lot of them.